RustyBertrandStop anthropomorphizing billionaires.
Ben@RustyBertrand we should be eating them instead
OSCrane@unixben @RustyBertrand Nah, I only go for free range oppressors. Cage-fed are too gamey.
@OSCrane @RustyBertrand but only 1500 billionaires per hectare!
Max Leibman has moved!@RustyBertrand @ocdtrekkie That’s not a man, that’s enough capital to end world hunger in a trench coat.
James Widman@RustyBertrand credit where it's due:
"By the way—and I've already fallen in this trap here—do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison."
-- @ bcantrill @mastodon.social
kechpajaI don't know how to say this without sounding overdramatic, but this kind of talk is literally going to get people killed.
costrike@RustyBertrand wasn't me
Luke Van In@RustyBertrand One day, perhaps even in our life times, science could find a way to use billionaires for fuel.
@RustyBertrand Then what are they, emanations of God?
Fish Head
Shon wlfbrk@RustyBertrand but I like Elon musky husky
Dave Parry 
@RustyBertrand people need to stop laughing at Musk for buying and ruining Twitter, they only do that when they’re extremely distressed.
Phracker@daveparry @RustyBertrand I'm glad Elon ruined that shitty spyware platform. Good riddance.
Dreamwinder@RustyBertrand @stavvers So… abstract them instead? Is Elon best represented as a hungry cube filled with sinks and expanded batteries?
A Library Socialist
J$@RustyBertrand Well, they used to be Elves, before Morgoth broke their spirit and wretched bodies.
к⃝ и⃝ н⃝ у⃝ 奇⃝ 诺⃝@RustyBertrand Jeff Bezos would be a giant sergal herm with a huge horse penis
@RustyBertrand mpreg bill gates
Harry Callahan@RustyBertrand Sorry. My bad.
Robert Petersen 
@RustyBertrand @donmelton Billionaires can’t be tamed. Some people do simp for billionaires, yet keeping a billionaire in your heart does not mean that they can be tamed or domesticated. Billionaires are dangerous and unpredictable animals, and their place is in jails. Billionaires are led by predatory instincts, and they can never be fully tamed.
Josiah Mannion@RustyBertrand Hey there! I feel like I haven't seen you on social medias for a... well, a hot minute anyway. How you been?
David@RustyBertrand THANK YOU FOR ACTUALLY HAVING THE GUTS TO SAY THAT!! 😊 #billionaires are not GODS! People on #facebook #Meta have been #anthropomorphizing #MarkZuckerberg for YEARS! I am so effing sick of people thinking he is a #GOD! #MarkZuckerbergIsNotAGod #ElonMuskIsNotAGod #JeffBezosIsNotAGod #BillGatesIsNotAGod #StopAnthropomorphizingBillionaires
T of Burning Tarot (she/they)
Mondo 2000
Boduos
Pinky Jones
Voltaic
🏳️🌈Real-Time@RustyBertrand
stop anthropomorphizing cops
stop anthropomorphizing cops
guy,in,a,hat@RustyBertrand do you mean the system is the billionaire? That makes sense!
DROP\ TABLE Hacker of Earthsea@RustyBertrand the people you want to stop anthorpiblahblah don't even know what that word means. Speak to the common folk not intellectuals yall just circle jerking otherwise
@RustyBertrand big wurbs come off smug