However, we didn't eliminate MRSA and Norovirus of course.
@nixCraft About 25 years ago, I wrote an Op/Ed entitled, "Are Those Mouse Balls in Your Pocket or Are You Just Happy to See Me?"
It was about sales clerks in a computer store that carried around dozens of replacement mouse balls b/c kids kept stealing them.
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Scene: a middle-school computer lab, mid-1990s.
One computer stands quiet, inert. It is entirely unusable, and has been so for months.
This is because some ninny stole the ball from its mouse, you can't just replace a mouse ball (and even replacing the whole mouse is an iffy proposition because Dell), and nobody in the building knows how to use Windows 95 without it.
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I was there too!
"Clean the mouse, when it starts squeaking."
... actually it never did, but I always liked to say that back then.
Or castrate someone else's mouse and replace the ball with a large gobstopper.
@nixCraft same - minus removing the ball - also applies to optical mice today...
You may need to clean the sensor at some point.
@nixCraft And if you were bored, you could pop them out and hit them around the office with your umbrellas.
(To be fair, compilation got up to 90 minutes and we didn't always have things to do back then)
Love the "cook a hardboiled egg to replace it" memes 😅
It's funny that before that, the Apple ][ had this crosshairs mouse with no ball but a special mat.