@Ronico
When visiting Rotto we made up the quokwich recipe (along the lines of the "yukwich", which was a sandwich made out of whatever revolting mixture the kids fancied that day, eg strawberry jam and Marmite):
"First you catch a quokka, then you take the skin off, then you take the bones out ...
but we never got any further than that, as by that point our small children were screaming at us to stop.