david robertsThere is no end to the stupidity. It is bottomless.
Bottomless. You can't get ahead of it, you can't mock it. It's always stupider than you can imagine.
You can try to think, "what is stupider than stupid? What's the absolute stupidest?" But you're outmatched here. You're out of your league. You have to train for years to be this stupid.
MIke Richichi@drvolts That is not a gas stove worth defending.
Keith Nowak 🌮@drvolts This is the perfect encapsulation of right wing rhetoric. 10 years ago, there would have been a flurry of "they aren't going to let you buy a new gas stove!" messages to stoke anger.
Today, the RW messaging has evolved to include "and the government is going to raid your home and steal your appliances!" - adding fear to the mix.
Dan Morgan 
@drvolts @desertrat When they came for our high volume shower heads, I said nothing. When they came for our high volume toilets I said nothing. When they came for our gas stoves, I said nothing because I have better things to do. Same as when they came for our coal fired stoves, “party line” telephone lines, dial up modems, and horse carriages.
cstreet@DanMorgan @drvolts I love everything about this reply. 🤣
cohomology is FUN!@drvolts image description: four police officers dressed in narcotics raid gear labeled “gas stove unit”, standing behind a four burner gas range
Malintent
James Uther 😸🎸@drvolts slashdot in the 90s: mobile phones don’t have a proper bell! You can prise my landline from my cold dead hands!
Steve Griffin@drvolts Maybe he pays San Diego natural gas prices...
Ben Combee@drvolts I think he's gaslighting us. 😀
Martha Howell@drvolts It's the equivalent of the people who set up their trucks to belch clouds of black soot. "Libs don't like soot, I'll show THEM!" All the intellectual heft of a 2 yo in need of a nap.
Innocent Bystander🇺🇦🇺🇸🌈@drvolts here’s hoping that he ble out the pilot light before turning on the jets. KABOOM!
Andythey've got this all wrong - carbon dioxide isn't nearly the greenhouse gas that methane is. if they really want to make the liberals cry, they need to turn on all the gas stove eyes but not light them
Cliff Burton's Notes@drvolts I’ve heard of Betty Davis eyes, but this?
George Liquor, American@drvolts Wait wait, are you trying to tell us that CAT TURD isn't all that bright? Impossible !
Jason Bowen 🇺🇦@drvolts I am so out of the loop on this one... and I'm kind of fine with it.
Malaclypse@drvolts As a liberal, I would be filled with a sense of helpless rage if he parked his big, overcompensating truck in his garage and let it idle while he sat there owning the libs.
@drvolts image description: a tweet from Catturd which reads: “Dear Liberals... turned on all my gas stove eyes today and let them burn for no reason- and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it but cry”.
grow up to be, be a derailleur@drvolts AOC should propose the Anti-Banging-One's-Head-Against-The-Wall-Repeatedly Act and just let negative partisanship work its magic
marktaylor
Paul "Princejvstin" Weimer@drvolts and Republicans are just going to eat it up. I despair.
Tergenev has moved
The Office US - Jim vs Dwight - Jim Impersonates Dwight
ShadSterling@drvolts They’re going to come up with a gas stove equivalent of “rolling coal”, aren’t they?
VocalDerbyGuy@ShadSterling @drvolts turning on the gas burners and stove and opening the oven door?
It's the new ivermectin!
soapy
Seedling@drvolts We should tell them all it’s dangerous to drink arsenic. Watch them start guzzling
Thorium@drvolts Their stupidity is also the only known thing expanding faster than the universe. Seconded by their hatred.
RiCK SAUNDERS@drvolts
He spelled fascism wrong.
He spelled fascism wrong.
John MullahyAmendment IV—
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, gas stoves, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
Comfortably Numb@drvolts "Choose your suicide method"
sitnuokEvery fear is fodder for the culture wars.
Tucker Teague@drvolts Their only strategy is to provoke.
Robin@drvolts one can only hope they combine the last two so they can meet the first asap
@drvolts your daily reminder that Gym Jordan covered up sexual assault at Ohio State
ottominati@drvolts is that a list of ways to self harm mentally and physically?
Jake Is Writing (Allegedly)@drvolts They make millions doing it, too.
Rocky 💜💙3 things I'd like him to have in his face in a small closed room.
Emma Builds 🚀I'm looking forward to these entitled cis-white clowns blowing themselves up trying to get a gas range to "roll coal."
Scott Huff@drvolts calling out clowns like Jordan is why I was permanently banned from Twitter! I never personally attacked or suggested he or others like him should be, I didn't use profanity I just did what so many others have done in calling their nonsense out.
Bianco 
@drvolts When did cooking become political? I think the government is just playing all of us at this point. 😂
@drvolts image description: a tweet from Rep. Jim Jordan that reads “God. Guns. Gas stoves.”
✊🏾WiseGuyEddie@drvolts I think I'm giving myself traumatic injuries from all the face-palming caused by republican stupidity 😨
Roy Brander🍁@drvolts
Don't know what else to contribute but that we switched, have a better cooking system, saved tons of money, and will be saving more. Don't buy another range! Go induction, and go range-free:
http://brander.ca/range/
Don't know what else to contribute but that we switched, have a better cooking system, saved tons of money, and will be saving more. Don't buy another range! Go induction, and go range-free:
http://brander.ca/range/
John Lusk