TimocracyJan 11, 2023
The Oatmeal
Hi Mastodon! I built a random comic generator that makes horrible comics about therapy. It's NSFW and, well .. horrible. If you generate a good one, post it in the comments.
https://theoatmeal.com/therapist
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

This is a horrible comic generator.

The Oatmeal
Jan 9, 2023 at 7:21pmWeb
Show threadAlexJan 9, 2023

@oatmeal
Nice?

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_ashamed&a=a_boner_public&t=t_onlyfans

Show threadShaun (he/ him)Jan 9, 2023
@mentallyalex @oatmeal gotta do something with the lemons life hands ya 🤷🏾‍♂️
Show threadAndrew HerronJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal 🤣 https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_last_time_went_movies&a=a_strapon&t=t_wedding_night_same
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadRejaxJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal This one was pretty good. https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_arrested&a=a_ran_over_priest&t=t_dirty_spankin
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadDeus Ex MacGuffin Jan 9, 2023

@oatmeal

This is too perfect.

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_church&a=a_zuckerberg&t=t_indoors

Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadDanai RigaJan 9, 2023
@DXMacGuffin 😂😂😂😂
Show threadPeter MurrayJan 9, 2023

@DXMacGuffin @oatmeal

Yes...as was this one:

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_last_instagram&a=a_ran_over_priest&t=t_gun

Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

This is a horrible comic generator.

The Oatmeal
Show threadcottonmanifestoJan 9, 2023
@DXMacGuffin @oatmeal spectacular
Show threadrAdio frEe mETa Jan 9, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_pottery&a=a_peed&t=t_repeat_sexier
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadrAdio frEe mETa Jan 10, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_giggling&a=a_fart_frrp&t=t_higgins_knife
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

This is a horrible comic generator.

The Oatmeal
Show threadAphrodite (recharging)Jan 9, 2023

@oatmeal

Well, fwiw, I’m thankful that I’ve known about your works for over a decade :)

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_church&a=a_love_you&t=t_crying

Show threaddlgreenJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_banned_tiktok&a=a_restraints&t=t_amber_alert
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadLe DaronJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_why_no_marry&a=a_attracted_to_losers&t=t_drums_badumtss
Show threadMaxwell WhiteJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal this one made me lol
Show threadTProphetJan 9, 2023
@max @oatmeal bonequest.com has entered the chat
Show threadSmirk 😏Jan 9, 2023

@oatmeal

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_church&a=a_nixon&t=t_ooh_nipples

Show threaddersoiJan 9, 2023

@oatmeal

I don't know if it's good, but it did make me laugh.

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_ashamed&a=a_christmas_vagina&t=t_america

Show threadStéphanie PageauJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_church&a=a_orgy&t=t_good_photos 😂​
Show threadsigi714Jan 9, 2023
@oatmeal I've seen enough
Show threadAnthony, of courseJan 9, 2023

@oatmeal

Wut?

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_breaking_up_with_me&a=a_rogaine_pubes&t=t_hungry

Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show thread[REDACTED]™, Instance MigratorJan 9, 2023

@oatmeal if it's starting off this way you know it's gonna be good

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_last_instagram&a=a_got_pregnant&t=t_screaming

Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show thread[REDACTED]™, Instance MigratorJan 9, 2023

@oatmeal well there goes my day

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_sleep&a=a_tired_alone&t=t_forehead_kisses

Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show thread0x575446, Fifth ColumnistJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_disneyland&a=a_hobby_lobby&t=t_drawing_crybaby
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadLee StaffordJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_ashamed&a=a_love_others_myself&t=t_shovel
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadcanneddirtJan 9, 2023

@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_trader_joes&a=a_ablaze&t=t_tiktok

Weird coincidence.

Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadAnthony, of courseJan 9, 2023

@oatmeal

Yes. Yes it does

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_bedroom_closet&a=a_herpes&t=t_drawing_crybaby

Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadAndresJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal How am I supposed to choose just one?
Show threadBillSaysThisJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_last_election&a=a_love_others_myself&t=t_cringe_face
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadElizaJan 9, 2023

@oatmeal

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_fired&a=a_strapon&t=t_livestreamed

Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadicasticoJan 9, 2023

@oatmeal

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_went_out_public&a=a_decapitated_head&t=t_toilet_paper

Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadR. Francis SmithJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal This one is frankly too plausible https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_seaworld&a=a_screamed_toilet&t=t_hand_sanitizer
Show threadFrankJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal This is both a horrifying and an amazing idea at the same time.
Show threadclown event still possib-LJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_sons_birthday&a=a_vomit_on_crotch&t=t_direct_toward_mouth
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadsaudonymJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_family_therapy&a=a_blew_orc&t=t_hungry
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadover-engineer Jan 9, 2023
@oatmeal 😂 https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_last_election&a=a_christmas_vagina&t=t_america
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadNico -telmich- SchotteliusJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal I think it's alot that you made it on #mastodon. Alot on Mastodon.
Show threadFrançois Caron 🇨🇦Jan 9, 2023

@oatmeal Nice start at creeping me out.

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_dealing_problems&a=a_attracted_to_losers&t=t_makeout

Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadmoliverJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal
Show threadAlexJan 9, 2023

@moliver @oatmeal

Chiming in here, I have a low and sexy voice.

Matt -- if you want to embed a audio clip on that result, send me what to say and you can have it. I don't care about money.

Show threadmoliverJan 9, 2023
@mentallyalex @oatmeal
I appreciate the offer, but I'm very specific in my ASMR tastes.
Show thread�ogan ␊␀Jan 9, 2023
@oatmeal ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Show threadYuki "neige d'aout" Hazuki 膤 ❄️ ​Jan 9, 2023

@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_bedroom_closet&a=a_people_hurt&t=t_fuck_yeah

nice

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The Oatmeal
Show threadM. CainJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal
Does this capture the moment?
https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_adele_concert&a=a_got_pregnant&t=t_drawing_crybaby
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadBłażej KowalczykJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal
https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_yoga_class&a=a_cried_a_lot&t=t_ballgag
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadSteve GisselbrechtJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal
VERY first one absolutely looked deliberate, to the extent that I had to generate several more to see what the range looked like.
Show threadSara JacksonJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal Well, it’s a cohesive story for sure. https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_ashamed&a=a_grew_beard&t=t_gun
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadSecureWaffle🧇Jan 9, 2023
@oatmeal
Rofl
Show threadNJNerdyMomJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_sleep&a=a_boner_public&t=t_direct_toward_mouth
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadpieceofthepie Jan 9, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_sleep&a=a_selfie_hoohaw&t=t_bucket
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadNincodedoJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_dealing_problems&a=a_talking_nfts&t=t_gun
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadSpectacled LangourJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_after_news&a=a_shit_tesla&t=t_onlyfans
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadAbiọdun 🤎 Jan 9, 2023
@oatmeal
Show threadJoeJan 9, 2023

@oatmeal this one worked well enough to give me a much needed laugh

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_cheesecake&a=a_dead_rat&t=t_amber_alert

Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadAlt Jan 9, 2023

@oatmeal 

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_how_weekend_1&a=a_terrible_blood&t=t_indoors

Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadDarkRatJan 9, 2023

@oatmeal yes. yes, it does capture it.

https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_distracted&a=a_furry&t=t_indoors

Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadFlanagaxJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal
I got a good chuckle out of this
https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_brings_therapy&a=a_wife_held&t=t_phone_president
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal
Show threadCley FayeJan 9, 2023
@oatmeal define "nice" :D
https://theoatmeal.com/pages/horrible_therapist?q=q_how_weekend&a=a_diarrhea&t=t_drums_badumtss
Horrible Therapist - Random Comic Generator - The Oatmeal

The Oatmeal