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@quasirealSmiths@infosec.exchange
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First off: I have many thoughts on #disney movies so be warned it gets weird sometimes

i make #bots focusing on dynamic detection and replacement of text in #comic strips using #python on an army of #raspberry #pi boxes strewn about the place.

lots of #streams of thoughts... usually when listening to #music or watching #movies

i swear a lot. like a lot. consider all my posts to at least have a #cw of #profanity.

you're going to see a lot of boosts of my bots. I'm proud of them.

other than that, there's #mst3k #python #esp32 #arduino stuff

I talk politics at random but try to throw it behind content warnings and to always use the #politics hashtag in the post, so muting that should remove all those toots from your feed.

just my toots: https://justmytoots.com/quasirealsmiths@infosec.exchange

Hourly Pornhubbed Heathcliff (NSFW)@HourlyPornhubbedHeathcliff
Dril Tracy@DrilTracy
Lyrical Garfield@LyricalGarfield
Zoo Tweet Mirror Bot@ZooTweetMirrorBot

The people who run over here whenever #Twitter has an issue only to jump right back when the smoke clears are going to end up with fewer and fewer #engagements the more they repeat that routine.

What I have discovered about #Mastodon is it is entirely about conversing. Over on the #birdsite these people would just label folks who embraced commenting on public posts as "reply guys"... as if there was something wrong with daring to intrude on their timelines.

Over here I've realized we're all basically #replyguys and that's how it functions. This place is like an old school #BBS or forum and those were entirely based on chatting it up with anyone who said anything that remotely interested you.

So these #snowbirds who rush over here, post a few things, then disappear again are going to see dwindling numbers for their backup account.

Why would people here continue to waste time on folks who have made it clear they don't want to see your responses and -- even if they do -- are going to fart right off as soon as they can log back into the #algorithm?

After the last #TwitterOutage (the #RateLimit evening) I immediately flagged several accounts from there that had created something here and realized they were like the relative who only shows up when they need money.

Except it isn't $$$ for them, it's those sweet #notifications they want the #Fediverse to supply whole their regular hangout is being fumigated.

On the other hand, for every #ElonMusk ego-fart we do end up with some new people who embrace the difference. So not everyone who races to their password vault for their #instance's credentials is poorly-dressed Uncle Larry.

Anyway it's almost #caturday stateside so here's something for sticking around for this late night #ZZZQuil brain dump. Our big, doofy boy:

fine fine fine i applied for beige you welcoming sickos.

@𝗖𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗭𝗼𝗼
His parents at the Dallas Zoo did not show interest in him, despite multiple attempts to place them together. https://t.co/nSi9pdqUp0
∙ 𝙼𝚊𝚛 𝟸𝟹, 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟹 𝟷𝟶:𝟻𝟸𝙰𝙼 ∙

in reply to: https://nitter.lacontrevoie.fr/CincinnatiZoo/status/1638915690051833857

https://nitter.lacontrevoie.fr/CincinnatiZoo/status/1638916738845749248

#zoo #animals #CincinnatiZoo

Cincinnati Zoo on Twitter

“His parents at the Dallas Zoo did not show interest in him, despite multiple attempts to place them together.”

Twitter

@𝗖𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗭𝗼𝗼
The AZA recommended introducing him to our sister buff-cheeked gibbons, Skittles and M&M, and we have started that process! https://t.co/7gwErAO9hB
∙ 𝙼𝚊𝚛 𝟸𝟹, 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟹 𝟷𝟶:𝟻𝟹𝙰𝙼 ∙

in reply to: https://nitter.lacontrevoie.fr/CincinnatiZoo/status/1638916738845749248

https://nitter.lacontrevoie.fr/CincinnatiZoo/status/1638916841551560708

#zoo #animals #CincinnatiZoo

Cincinnati Zoo on Twitter

“The AZA recommended introducing him to our sister buff-cheeked gibbons, Skittles and M&M, and we have started that process!”

Twitter
jesus i can't imagine dying and being known as a "tik tok star"
Yahoo Serious has an evil twin named Bing Joking

@nutjob4life not to threadjack or anything but this reminded me of why my favourite period of time in Japanese history was the Meiji Restoration, when it was finally decided that commoners could have surnames.

Since they didn't know what to really do for that, a lot of them just looked around and named things they saw and that became their family name.

It's why you see so many "Yamada" (山田: mountain field) and Kawaguchi (川口: river mouth [opening]) there. Even the creator of Mario, Shigeru Miyamoto, is just 宮本: one who lives near a shrine (lit: shrine origin).

Moto is the best because it's 100% "i dunno, i'm near that thing so.... call me that-thing-moto)

if we did that today i feel like half our names would be like "Timothy Sidewalkcar"

Oh my god I finally get it

The Crystal METHod