How to phish me:

Send me an email newsletter hyping your
innovative
AI-enabled
blockchain-powered
Web3 product

and include an “unsubscribe” link at the bottom

That’ll do it.

@Tarah oh god hahaha i've never thought about that
@Tarah I treat such things as spam and throw them in the folder where my Bayesian filter can chew on them. Any link in such an animal is definitely sus. (Sign me, 35-year spamcop and professional paranoid)

@stonebear @Tarah

I've always treated the links in spam as confirmation that the email address was active.

@Tarah @thevowel The “Unsubscribe” button is terrifying.
@Tarah UNSUBSCRIBE WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE
@Tarah So true. Best way ever.
@Tarah I do love a good mail server block though… domain if possible….
@hacks4pancakes @Tarah
I would love to block the major junk senders, Constant Contact, MailChimp, etc. But there are a few desirable senders that use each service, making it counterproductive to block the entire service. Such is the #enshittification of the #email system.
@Tarah I only use unsubscribe links from places that I know I subscribed to. Most spam and phishing I never see, and if I do it gets added to the spam filter.
@Tarah I loooove having control of the spam filters at my company.
@Tarah OMG. It never occurred to me that those might be hiding malicious links. I think I’ve gotten lucky, and will no longer be tempting fate

@tolortslubor @Tarah at the very least you've proved the email is live and can be further targeted if you hit the unsubscribe.

The truly annoying is our ex-security guy who would take a call from anyone. His account still gets spam over 2 years later

@Tarah Dastardly. You have the mind of a first class bastard.
@Tarah the ultimate clickbait.
@Tarah I’m glad I’m not the only one that sees this. I taught my 80+ year old parents to just delete - also installed pixel blockers.
@Tarah my other favorite that seems to be trending is the fake “I guess you didn’t see my last email …” with a fake prior email pasted below. Literally have a filter for that garbage now as well.
@Tarah correct. But also, please don’t give them any ideas

@Tarah You don’t have a mail processing rule moving all email with “unsubscribe” in the body immediately to junk? In ~5 years I’ve missed half a dozen “important” emails (invoices) and in both instances the company chased with a phone call.

That “unsubscribe” link has been invaluable, just not in the way they expected.

@morbeyn @Tarah Well, if I'd get a bill with an unsubscribe link, I'd really be tempted to unsubscribe instead of paying. After all, that was the offer, right?

But yes, my SpamAssassin has a rule for that (+1.0 for "unsubscribe" phrases/links – that usually suffices to kick it over the limit, as Bayes and some other rules add up).

@Tarah @aral oh. That's seriously evil
@Tarah it's not phishing if it's not "unsusbcribe" link
@Tarah why would you give them ideas like this /o\
@Tarah What?? so you don't want to hear about an innovative 'deep learning, end to end encryption, AI-enabled, blockchain-powered, Web 3, decentralized, destabilized, dot com, SaaS' product?