RT @liliumx3
I've posted this before but the replies are always a good read...

@AdrianBowyer

The only true non-stick pans in the house.

@AdrianBowyer

Step 1: steal underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit!

@AdrianBowyer the 1tsp measuring spoon, the 1/2c measuring cup, and either the paper towels or the kitchen towels.
@AdrianBowyer Steal nothing. Swap 1 key between spouse’s keychains.
@AdrianBowyer
1- all of their socks
2- all of the towels
3 - device charge cables
4- water lines to faucets/toilets
5- router/modem
6- circuit breakers
@AdrianBowyer oven mitts, and microwave turntable.