In Hell, you’re stuck in a family text chain with continuous notifications
@Saltssaltgirl omg I have witnessed this first hand, it is horrific. Hell is going to suck.
@Saltssaltgirl So someone keeps changing the background and your brother in law is laughing at his own dick jokes too?
@Saltssaltgirl and the messages arrive so fast you can’t swipe away the on screen notifications fast enough to get to the settings to mute the damn conversation. I agree this is hell.
@Saltssaltgirl My hell used to be being stuck in a traffic jam on the freeway and every time I changed the radio station, a song I liked was going off. That now seems ridiculous because we have on demand streaming music and podcasts.
The hell you described seems worse than my original one.
@Saltssaltgirl and the only sound you hear is the "Kars for Kids" song, on permanent loop.
@Saltssaltgirl Start caring for an elderly family member. Then you will never hear from your family.
@Saltssaltgirl mom liking every text 6 hrs later
@Saltssaltgirl I see you’ve met my family. Constant pet pics and weather updates.
@Saltssaltgirl I’ve been trying to respond for a couple of hours…but I keep getting interrupted by texts limited to emojis, exclamation points and drivel…what did you say?
@Saltssaltgirl if I can talk with dead relatives, that sounds really good
@Saltssaltgirl this literally gave me hives all over my body you stop that

@Saltssaltgirl

I was in one of those at Xmas, then someone started with the Jesus butt-love, to which I replied

UNSUBSCRIBE

which worked, cool.

@Saltssaltgirl Thank heaves for the Mute option in iOS
@Saltssaltgirl Oh my. I can’t mute that shit fast enough. But if there are enough people in the thread I will exit before anyone realizes I’m gone. Then my wife can tell me the highlights. That’s all I really need.