When you find out that your college education was paid by other people’s foot fetish, and that your dad is the award-winning gold standard in the industry.

What a long month this week has been if you live in America.

It would appear that the fascists are behind the policy to send all non-whites outside of the good old ‘Murica.

All the babies in this grocery store are crying and they are correct

the torments are relentless. a woman can't even lose her mind in peace any more

Elon enters his office, after doing the salute during the speech, proud of his accomplishment, and picks up a voicemail from his father who reminds him he was a mistake and that he’s too much of a capitalist to be a proper N@zi. Musk crumples unto himself.

Trimmed my toenails, so check that off the to-do list for 2025.

“NEW YEAR, NEW ME!” screamed the abomination exiting the chamber

“Don’t get mad. Don’t get even. Put a curse on them.”