Terry Ketchup/Tony Pizza
God 
Not even Satan could lead Republicans anymore. He’s considered ‘too woke.’
shellgirl1@godpod Nah, he led them for four years.
Sno@shellgirl1 @godpod that wasn’t Satan that was just some anti-Christian dude who people pretending was the 2nd coming.
H. Campbell, MD, PhD@shellgirl1 @godpod Stop defaming the devil like that.
Maura
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@godpod Fuccing hilarious 😂😂
SheBear@godpod Who needs Satan when we have Jim Jordan?
ClassyT@godpod 😂🤣😂🤣 PERFECT
@godpod Beelibbub.
JammerJim@godpod Lucifer *is* willing to work with anyone, gotta respect that. Black, white, male, female, trans, gay, straight, whatever. So long as you're evil, he's down with it.
Benoît Jones
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Svetlana"So swiftly the sun sets in the sky
You rise up and say goodbye to no one
Fools rush in where angels fear to tread Both of their futures, so full of dread, you don't show one
Shedding off one more layer of skin
Keeping one step ahead of the persecutor within.
Jokerman dance to the nightingale tune
Bird fly high by the light of the moon
Oh, oh, oh, Jokerman".
Dylan
Jokerman
@godpod there's an adorable cognitive dissonance when some people can simultaneously complain about those who they deem Woke, and also deride some Joe because he's arguably Sleepy. C'mon people, which one is it?
The Mad Pianess@godpod he WAS god’s most loyal angel. These jokers wouldn’t know an angel if it bit them on the neck and drank their blood.
Shawn@godpod he doesn’t commit to his lies quite enough for them, either.
Covidiocracy
Hyoun Park@godpod the dude’s name is “Morning Star.” What kinda woke hippie nonsense is that?
Joseph A di Paolantonio
Roberto@godpod same could apply the Tories in the UK, now the party of chaos!
marcus
Jon Marnock
Goobermunch@godpod Who has ever explained the idea that freedom means accepting consequences more clearly than the guy who said “Better to reign in Hell than to Serve in Heaven?”
He followed up with, “It’s a hell of a lot better than Texas.”
artisanrox
SatanHe's always doing it. I live rent free in his head
Cosmic Librarian@godpod Better than being too asleep...
DaddyBear@godpod “Do what thou wilt” is certainly very progressive
Mat@godpod "Get woke" used to be a hacker phrase, and referred to waking up to corporations owning govt. (ie. corruption/fascism) It never referred to trans people at all. That's a new thing.
MakersDozn 🇺🇦@godpod Thank You for punctuating properly. Nobody gives a flying rat's donkey about grammar any more.
@godpod Please smite Mazi Pilip. Thank You in advance.
kasperdBut the Republicans trust that you agree with them about everything (or at least they say so). So you'd be the obvious leader to take them where they need to go (and that's not into a position of power).