Woman on the train: Whatever else he wears, he always has flip-flops on.
Man: Super chill? Australian?
Woman: No, I think he’s just a wanker.

Does anyone know if the guy who came up with the phrase, "One Hit Wonder," ever came up with any other phrases?

Feels like a Massive Attack 'Teardrop' kind of night. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7K72X4eo_s

Still mad Albacore isn’t a type of Scottish Techno

I don't wear gloves all year round, just wintermittently.