Twitter Death Cult
getting advertisements for Blue now and I really can’t see how this is appealing to anyone
lmao “quality conversations” ok
These are the sorts of "quality conversations" twitter blue subscribers are providing
looks like Parler
“likes are more important than retweets” might be the most fucked up understanding of Twitter musk has demonstrated yet
the move fast and break things transformation to Facebook is now in motion
The mask has driven into the back of a fire truck
grimes banging chelsea utterly destroyed elon's brain jesus christ
"i don't hate them, i just will defend to the death my own right to say how much i hate them and how they should all be rounded up into camps and killed"
And again, he did recently follow Rowling on Twitter, so let there be no confusion as to the motive there.
accessibility support is exactly the kind of thing that “hardcore” “hackers” who like to bro down and crush code would see as stupid woke garbage but is actually super important and makes your product better overall
elon and his heritage really bringing "dutch-built" as a synonym for shoddy work back to the fore
what is the boring company doing that requires that guy to live at work
https://www.theinformation.com/articles/musk-may-have-found-a-hardcore-leader-for-twitter
Musk May Have Found a Hardcore Leader for Twitter
Like many new dads, The Boring Company CEO Steve Davis spent the first few weeks of fatherhood sleeping near his partner and newborn. Unlike other new fathers, Davis and his family were sleeping in an office—a makeshift bedroom at Twitter’s San Francisco headquarters, where Davis has spent the ...
he recognized that the tool in question was getting in way of his goal of maximizing trans kid suicides
Exclusive: Twitter removes suicide prevention feature, says it's under revamp
Twitter Inc removed a feature in the past few days that promoted suicide prevention hotlines and other safety resources to users looking up certain content, according to two people familiar with the matter who said it was ordered by new owner Elon Musk.
looks like privacy and data protection laws are just a few of the ones musk doesn't think will be enforced meaningfully
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/12/24/elon-musk-twitter-meltdown-tesla/
lol he's literally muntzing a giant multinational machine
if there was any question as to whether Musk was kicked out of PayPal for wanting to move everything to Windows, let this be effective confirmation. He was never good at any of this, he just had some good PR for a bit.
lol he spent the whole holiday being bitter and vindictive about his ex and also his kid that hates him
a christmas carol but visited by jeff epstein, somebody who burned to death in a model 3, and lowtax
It just hit me that he really turned around mid-fight to go to Sacramento to personally shut down one of Twitter's three remaining data centers on fucking Christmas Eve, and I burst out laughing.
I feel bad for the H1bs left to deal with the fallout though.
lol this is what happens if you select text in a tweet on android twitter
great job guys
if you're a repressive regime it’s easier and faster to just buy access to Twitter’s internal tools
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2022/12/24/elon-musk-twitter-funders/
So someone made a grafana dashboard with various Twitter metrics, first amongst them latency measurements of Sacramento and Atlanta, and guess what happened right around Elon's "Twitter is Rube Goldberg, doesn't break when unplugging essential things" tweets:
"The men in Musk’s phone also appear wildly confident in their own abilities and those of their peers. Mathias Döpfner, the CEO of the media conglomerate Axel Springer, infamously texted Musk his bullet-pointed plan for Twitter, which began with the line item “1.),, Solve Free Speech.”"
twitter fucking loves science! bazinga!
lmao he doesn’t know what science is
much like fsd he has no self-awareness so he can't see the irony there, of course
the divorced losers are congregating
we're going to get some sort of divorce singularity, causing never before seen cope levels
man who painted himself into a corner: "wow how did all this paint get here?"
it's my first day
by february the twitter office will be a bunch of cheap desks from staples under a tent on the parking lot of the tesla factory, right next to the car building tent
tragic, can't even win cat turd 2 over
Disliked and without social cachet anywhere, wandering fucking twitter cliques looking for a home. Steadily getting iced out from anyone except the cachet of bazingas he can't stand.
He's going to have a neurotic breakdown. Gonna snap like a Phoenix Wright witness
[taking a giant huff of paint]
"yeah all three novels were about a woke mind virus"
"pronouns suck"
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