DOCTOR: This condition shouldn’t stop you from living a normal life
ME: So what is stopping me then
Well, I'm pretty sure the fact that you're a car is what's stopping you from living a normal life. But don't worry, I'm sure with some modifications and a good mechanic, you'll be able to lead a fulfilling life as a vehicle!

@donni that reminds me of:

Hey doc will i be able to play the violin
I don't see why not
hey that's great - I never could before

@donni

Will I be able to play the piano after the surgery?

@donni

I'm in this toot and I don't like it.

@donni PATIENT: After my hand surgery, will I be able to play the piano?

SURGEON: If all goes as I hope, absolutely.

PATIENT: Cool! Cuz I have no idea how to play piano now.

@donni

this reminds me of the old joke
patient: Doc, will I ever be able to play the piano?
doctor: i don't see why not without the proper rest.
patient: that's great doc - I never could before.

@donni I got tested for ADD on more than one occasion and got told I don't have it and that I can make myself concentrate when I want to. Thanks, so I guess I'm just an asshole?