Richie
God 
I hate when kids learn Santa isnโt real because theyโre one step away from figuring out Iโm not real either.
Dr. Jorge Caballero@godpod the easter bunny, tho ๐ฐ
Toadman628@DataDrivenMD @godpod Faith is either a good thing or a bad thing. Example: Faith that my wife had that the dark shape was a stain on the wall caused her to paint it repeatedly one day. Each time she moved away, the wet paint looked white. But when she got closer, the stain reappeared. "Dear Lord, why does this stain keep reappearing? "she exclaimed. My voice, "Why you painting the shadow again?"
moliver@godpod
Santa is training-wheels for atheism.
Santa is training-wheels for atheism.
Unprecedented 2023
Keith MacKinnon@godpod Pretty sure you're wrong about Santa. Spot on about yourself!
sitnuokIโd be down to sign up for the team. However, I need a signing bonus.
Northbaybanter@godpod Better to be a fig newton in someoneโs mind rather than nothing.
JamesMonroe@godpod โฆ but Iโve seen Santa!
Baroness Mikele@godpod Finally!!! The truth comes out!
JeTKerr@godpod My kids never believed in god. No evidence. But there is quite good evidence for Santa, given the weird way that presents appeared overnight.
Empiricism rules.
Empiricism rules.
Peter Private@godpod
Wasn't it Descartes who said "I toot therefore I am"?
Wasn't it Descartes who said "I toot therefore I am"?
Mark McClelland@PeterPrivate @godpod Renรฉ Descartes was a drunken fart, "I toot therefore I am"
Sparkymike@godpod You mean, I stopped masturbating for NOTHING?
Foo ๐น๐ป๐๐ฒ@godpod with all due respect, were kids even #born believing in you in the first place, prior to their #parents #indoctrinating them with the #myth of you? ๐ค
mkb@godpod For being himself you know awfully little about the concept of God.๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
Richservo 
Chris Godwin 
@godpod sure you are and sure he is, we are all you, like we are all santa.
Lonewolf
Rich Fox@godpod Now I have to go through life believing my mom and dad made me? Wtf?
Ido Amir
Tekin@godpod that usually proves to be a slightly bigger step though :)
PossumThen how am I reading this?
Laces@godpod Yeah, but thank God, or thank you, I guess, when they finally stop believing in that Elf on the shelf!
John Griffith ๐ธ
OldeHippi ๐ฆ๐จ๐๐บIt's going to fun watching you face God!
@OldeHippi @godpod just as likely as facing Santa.
Joevegan@OldeHippi @godpod wait which god tho
Patricklee@godpod I was five.
GentleMan Gef@patricklee @godpod Blasphemer!
@SecularJeffrey @godpod last time that jolly bastard gave me a present was when I was four.
Matthias Rex ๐ฆฃ@godpod How can you be so bad at being a supreme deity while not existing at the same time?
llywrch@Meowthias @godpod like a quantum deity, he both exists and doesnโt at the same time, only when you observe him is he real
vy@godpod Being real is overrated.
Pete
Ali 
@godpod The reason everything exists is because you exist.
vegangster@godpod Throughout history, humanity went from belief in many Gods to belief in one God. If only they knew how close they were approaching to the correct answer.
Jaakko Nissi@vegangster @godpod it did take centuries (or was it millennia? ๐ค) of mathematics to invent zero, didn't it?
@godpod you're saying god is just a guy in fake beard as well? ๐ฑ
Monster ink
Irving's Zoo@godpod That's why we never told our kids Santa was real. We always told them he was a fun thing to pretend at Christmas time.
No need to lie to the kids. They understand more than we realize.
No need to lie to the kids. They understand more than we realize.
Kelsey Marie Bell She/Her@godpod โEben Alexander: A Neurosurgeon's Journey through the Afterlifeโ he was a skeptic about #NDE #NDEs #neardeathexperience #neardeathexperiences #afterlife thought it was chemicals based on his #neuroscience training #neurosurgeon then had an experience while I believe he was brain dead, he has a book #ProofofHeaven and his video:
#consciousness https://youtu.be/qbkgj5J91hE
#consciousness https://youtu.be/qbkgj5J91hE
Eben Alexander: A Neurosurgeon's Journey through the Afterlife
@godpod https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proof_of_Heaven #ProofofHeaven by #EbenAlexander #EbenAlexanderMD #heaven #afterlife โค๏ธ๐๐ป๐โ๐ป๐๐โจ๐บ๐ฆ๐ท๐บ๐ฎ๐ท๐จ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ซ๐บ๐ธ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐๐๐๐โค๏ธ๐๐ปโ๐ป๐โจ
psymon@godpod This made my day lol:)
MostlyTato@godpod
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing". "But," says man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
"I refuse to prove that I exist," says God, "for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing". "But," says man, "The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED."
Sam Vekemans@godpod nah, @Santaclaus is more real than you. You only exist because therapy is too expensive. So instead of a therapist at the local hospital, there is a place for you instead. :(
jeSuisatire neindochohh แโฬคแแทSounds like a real problem, sorry for that.
Takako ๐@godpod ๐ lol for that matter, people should give you a break once in a while. I mean, they ask you and blame you a lot. ๐
Elledeeay@godpod Wait! What? Lol!
Evan Carroll@godpod If Santa isn't on Mastadon, you've got that over him.
gungken
Giridhar@godpod 1st. Which god do you claim to be. 2nd. Please define real.
Brian@godpod You aren't real? But you're right here in front of me, how......Wait hold up.. Santa isn't real!?! My life is a lie ๐ญ
Aviva Gary@godpod WHAT!?!111!!! You're not the real one... ๐
Frank Wijnans@godpod Santa is real... Every costume rental agency will confirm.
Cousin Paddy@godpod We can make another. It'll go faster with the tech we have now
GATEKEEPER@godpod
That leaves the Easter bunny, Toothfairy, the Great Pumpkin and the Boogie man.
That leaves the Easter bunny, Toothfairy, the Great Pumpkin and the Boogie man.
Boyan Yurukov@godpod say what now o.O
@godpod worked for me