SwiftOnSecurityDec 24, 2022
You need an Instapot and convection toaster oven (basically a more capable air fryer), you're welcome. Throw stuff in a pot/on a metal sheet hit a button and you're done. I spent way too many years without making my own food. Also a new nonstick pan to easily make omelettes with any ingredients you have left over.
Show threadSwiftOnSecurityDec 24, 2022

If you are super intimidated to start cooking in an Instapot, it's fine to get meal kits like this.

Literally dump it all in with a slow-cooker spices packet and 6 hours later you have days of food. Then start adding more of stuff you like such as extra onions or potatoes.

Tyson Ready for Slow Cooker Boneless Beef Roast with Vegetables Meal Kit, 3.9 lb https://www.walmart.com/ip/21553448

Robot or human?

Show threadSwiftOnSecurityDec 24, 2022

And you don't need every ingredient or a recipe for lots of slow cooker things. Today I'm just putting left over stuff. Onion soup mix, brown gravy mix, pre-cut chuck roast beef pieces (which I optionally browned in a pan first), an onion, mushrooms, and a bunch of garlic cloves.

It's really hard to fuck it up. I've decided I used too many mushrooms but guess what I just won't eat all of them. It's a soup you have a fork.

Show threadSwiftOnSecurityDec 24, 2022

When you make your own food at home you realize how little meat and other premium ingredients you get in prepared food. Like $10 of chuck roast at Walmart could be the same amount of meat as $150 of DoorDash.

I know this is basic but no harm in being approachable. Been doing this for years now I wasted so much money on restaurant food.

Show threadLesley Carhart Dec 24, 2022
@SwiftOnSecurity everyone with economic means should be able to provably do basic human survival things like first aid, cooking basic meals that are edible, changing a tire, doing laundry that doesn’t shrink, washing the dishes. You’re just not a complete human adult if you can’t do that stuff, even if you don’t find it terribly enjoyable. If you can’t, you’re getting ripped off by someone.
Show threadShoq 🌿

@hacks4pancakes @SwiftOnSecurity

You forgot raking leaves, cleaning the toaster tray, and scooping the kitty litter. But then, everyone does.

Dec 24, 2022 at 8:20pmWeb
Show threadLesley Carhart Dec 24, 2022
@shoq @SwiftOnSecurity “like” was doing a lot of heavy lifting!