jessica by the bayDec 22, 2022
I used to think I was cis and assumed that all dudes want to be girls. Now I know I’m trans and still assume all dudes want to be girls.
Show threadVyr Cossont πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈDec 22, 2022

@rooster the replies to this thread are gonna be girls, either now or later

but for real if i'd thought to ask some of the cis dudes in my life how often they thought about being girls before i transitioned, i could have saved myself some time. had the conversation after with a few, and the one that i'll remember went like this:

"so have you ever thought about what it'd be like to be a woman?"

"yeah, of course. once or twice."

"a week, right?"

"no. like… ever."

Show threadHannekeDec 22, 2022
@vyr @rooster laughing and crying here
Show threadStaren, the Last StardaughterDec 22, 2022
@h5e @vyr @rooster
toots with threatening aura
Show threadVyr Cossont πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈDec 22, 2022
@Staren @h5e @rooster real Dorley Hall coffee mug energy here πŸ˜„β˜•οΈ
Show threadStaren, the Last StardaughterDec 22, 2022
@vyr @h5e @rooster this corner of transfem mastadon's energy is like
Show threadjessica by the bayDec 22, 2022
@Staren @vyr @h5e my goal for whatever corner of any social media I am on
Show threadStaren, the Last StardaughterDec 23, 2022

@rooster @vyr @h5e
@zmbush
did

did we do this? β€‹

Show threadOctavia con AmoreDec 23, 2022

@Staren @rooster @vyr @h5e @zmbush I'm sure we had *absolutely nothing* to do with that.

Probably.

Possibly.

Weeell, perhaps...we...skewed the scale...just a teensy bit?...

Show threadHannekeDec 23, 2022
@OctaviaConAmore @Staren @rooster @vyr @zmbush Move fast and break things. And by things I mean eggs.
Show threadOctavia con AmoreDec 23, 2022
@h5e @Staren @rooster @vyr @zmbush We're not breaking the egg-prime-directive as long as the eggs just *happen* to break in our presense, are we?
Show threadjessica by the bayDec 23, 2022
@OctaviaConAmore @h5e @Staren @vyr @zmbush I love the idea of someone being so powerfully trans that they just spontaneously break eggs around them
Show threadVyr Cossont πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈDec 23, 2022

@OctaviaConAmore @h5e @zmbush @rooster @Staren torn between the feminine urge to point out that "egg-cracking" culture is as good a way to shove someone back in the closet as any other unwanted interrogation of gender, and the reasonable feminine assumption that anyone in this thread is asking for it

just be a good and loud example, ladies πŸ˜‡

Show threadOctavia con AmoreDec 23, 2022
@vyr @h5e @zmbush @rooster @Staren I joke about egg-cracking, but yes, I very seldom touch eggs because of that very fact. I don't want to be the reason someone gets delayed years and years.
Show threadStaren, the Last StardaughterDec 23, 2022

@OctaviaConAmore @vyr @h5e @zmbush @rooster I'm new at this, having thought I was a boy until 20 months ago; I don't go out of my way to look for eggs but sometimes I find someone who just clearly wants to be a girl so badly it pulls on my heartstrings, and sometimes a friend says some stuff that makes me want to encourage them to explore...

But also, now I just have to post this:

Show threadStaren, the Last StardaughterDec 23, 2022
@OctaviaConAmore @vyr @h5e @zmbush @rooster A story in one image:
(Bless you, @MNNHNewsEnglish, for the timing of that headline...)
Show threadOctavia con Amore
@Staren @vyr @h5e @zmbush @rooster @MNNHNewsEnglish Beautiful. This is truly what the internet is for ❀(ӦｖӦｑ)
Dec 23, 2022 at 5:58pmWeb
Show threadStaren, the Last StardaughterDec 24, 2022
@OctaviaConAmore Just wanted to say thank you for complimenting my shitpost β€‹