If I'm going to be 100% honest, the number one thing that bugs me about Mastodon is they named it after a 10,000 year old extinct animal.
@grumpygamer Until somebody clones one from preserved DNA.
Somebody is working on that right?
I am *not* extinct!
(10,000-y/o endangered animal, maybe.)
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