Thanks to someone on here, my penknife is now on its way back to Victorinox for a good rub-down and tart-up.

I'm so happy that the knowledge of this service, and many other things besides, is shared on the 'verse. It gives a sense of hope and freedom without being ecumenical or oppressive.

I still feel nakey without my penknife though. I hope the bastard gets home sharpish.

Edit: Sharpish! I am a pun-parent in the making.    

#JaneMastodon #PenKnife

Toxic masculinity is the gateway drug to fascism.
#JohnMastodon #TTJ

#Fascism #JaneMastodon

@rdgit @drewharwell

We were hacked! I ordered my minions to fix things and they were able to unhide those profiles right away.

Please let me know, personally, if you see any more profiles that are hidden by Mastodon. (Post the specific links and/or IDs.)

#JohnMastodon #JoanMastodon #JaneMastodon #JuanMastodon #BazillionairesOfMastodon #MastoAdmin #Humor #Humour #Satire

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#JohnMastodon #JaneMastodon #JoanMastodon #JuanMastodon #BazillionairesOfMastodon

If you meet #JohnMastodon on the road, kill him.

#JaneMastodon #JoanMastodon #BazillionairesOfMastodon

There needs to be an increase in babies named John Mastodon, Jane Mastadon, or Joan Mastadon in September.

#JohnMastodonMemorialDay #NeverForget
#JohnMastedon #JaneMastodon #babynames #babynaming #GetBusy