Wayne
Dr Craig BuchananThere was a young man
From Cork who got limericks
And haikus confused
(Anon. c. 2011)
Kennylex Luckless
Benjamin Wittes@craigbuchanan
There once was an incomplete limerick.
There once was an incomplete limerick.
Markus Redeker π@benjaminwittes @craigbuchanan
There once was an X of class B
Who satisfied predicate P.
He or she did thing A
In an adjective way,
Resulting in circumstance C.
(At least that's how I remember it.)
@mrdk @craigbuchanan this is quite good.
Block Me Amadeus
πβπ½ πππ βοΈ@BlockMeAmadeus @craigbuchanan oldest is 2011 - but thatβs just Twitter. https://twitter.com/kimbrob/status/36913429214142464?s=20&t=L95PrMDtf8OMIKEEQzAQDA
@BlockMeAmadeus @craigbuchanan lol that you annotated this is the coup de grace.
A A B, she@craigbuchanan knock, knock!
Davidwbeothram@craigbuchanan *applause*
Sam Whited@craigbuchanan Nice!
I once tried to write
A haiku but enjambment
Ruined it right through.
So a Limrick was
Writt'n that it would all fit'n, one
poem then became two!
Jack Latetide
Andy Lowry@craigbuchanan
THAT IS GENIUS.
THAT IS GENIUS.
KatLS@craigbuchanan π€£π€£π€£
aizenmi
hier Namen einfΓΌgen β»οΈ@aizenmi @craigbuchanan schwierig π€
MichaΕ "rysiek" WoΕΊniak Β· πΊπ¦
my brain!
Massimiliano Siddi@rysiek @craigbuchanan Are you the brain specialist?
Alright, no more Monthy Python quotesβ¦
Damnfastswimmer@craigbuchanan are you Bick Pen Tameter?
starfishskies@craigbuchanan There once was a prick
who thought it'd be quite chic
to write a haiku
or maybe a renga, too
but always handed in a Limerick
who thought it'd be quite chic
to write a haiku
or maybe a renga, too
but always handed in a Limerick
TonyTrink1969 π³οΈβπ
bogenschlag
Buzzzdog@craigbuchanan
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ruidh@craigbuchanan
There was an old man
From Peru, whose limericks
All looked like haiku
He said with a laugh
"Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."
Weston M. Binford III
Tim Ellis (he/him) DJDynamicNC
Druid π΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ Ώ
Stephan Schulz@craigbuchanan There was a young man from Purdue
whose limericks stopped at line two...
whose limericks stopped at line two...
Andrew C.A. Elliott@ACAElliott @craigbuchanan And a nice example how art relies on social and cultural context!
Going T. Maine@craigbuchanan garden path rhyme
Shawn Wildermuth (πΊπ¦++)There once was a man from Nantucket
Who didn't care for Limericks
Rory Parle@craigbuchanan There was a young man from Peru
Whose Limericks all stopped at line two
Whose Limericks all stopped at line two
ricdude@craigbuchanan
There once was a poet names Stan.
Whose poetry just wouldnβt scan.
When asked why this was,
He said, βItβs because
I always try to fit in as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.β
There once was a poet names Stan.
Whose poetry just wouldnβt scan.
When asked why this was,
He said, βItβs because
I always try to fit in as many syllables into the last line as I possibly can.β
Chaz Brenchley@craigbuchanan - The clerihew
Was invented by you-know-who.
Yes you do, that's his name.
It's the same.
(Me, decades ago)
AlbertO
Alex Thornton (she/her) πΊπΈπΊπ¦π@craigbuchanan Thank you! The perfect note of humor I was looking for.π
Moved
Philip@craigbuchanan
Day made!