Don’t forget to leave cookies out for John Mastadon this weekend when he shimmies down your chimney.
@jordangerous what kind of nonsense is this? #JohnMastodon does the *macarena* down your chimneys. #getyourfactsstraight
@jordangerous Please, don't disemvOwel John.
@jprestonian please don’t annOy me
@jordangerous joke’s on him. We leave the fireplace lit 24/7
@MikeyMcFilms John’s nuts roasting on an open fiiiiiire
@jordangerous excellent. Nicely done Jordan!!!!