[puts up bat signal for garbage twitter]

Wait, it everyone coming to Mastadon? I was here years ago, but nobody else was. So I went to Bluesky and now everyone’s coming back here? I can’t keep up with you crazy kids.

Oh shit, how are you motherfuckers doing? It’s been a couple years. What did I miss?

A fun thing about ADHD is how things are out of sight, out of mind. Like this app. Forgot it existed. Hi!

That’s what all the boys say.
(Does anyone know why I can’t use the describe photo for the visually impaired option? I click on it and nothing happens!)

Always remember, if you ever need me, I’m just several phone calls and unread texts away.

One fun thing about adhd and object permanence is that I literallly forget mastadon exists. Hi.

Pretty big case of the Mondays for a Tuesday.

Eating at Rainforest Café is probably the most festive way to get Legionnaires’ Disease

What freaks me out about loons saying Damar Hamlin actually died and now a body double is pretending to be him is that it’s further evidence that there are a bunch of unhinged lunatics in this country that can be convinced the most outlandish shit is a fact. Terrifying.