me: they’re just-
wife: don’t say it
me: ...
wife: i mean it
me: ...
wife: ...
me: lion there
@UncleDuke1969 And it looks like they had too much pride to move.
@UncleDuke1969 they're not even in the jungle. Y'know, the mighty jungle.
@UncleDuke1969
Such a great opportunity . Think you should take pride in your observation.

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No Lions here wild in the UK but a few months ago I rescued this from in front of my car to put him in a bush.

Yes he went from roadhog to hedgehog

@UncleDuke1969 now she’s gonna use this as the mane reason to divorce you
@UncleDuke1969 Goddamn. I approve this joke
@UncleDuke1969 @apanzerj it’s a transcription of your marriage.

@UncleDuke1969

See also: Cat 'o nine tails.

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🎶 The cub can't even handle me right now (yeah)
@UncleDuke1969 that is manely what they do
@UncleDuke1969 Careful. A pride goeth before the fall.
@UncleDuke1969
so now you've done it, the cat's out of the bag

@UncleDuke1969 "Top carnivore, right there" says husband, to which he adds "you know, maybe T-rexes just spent most of their day kipping out in the sun like that too"

Now I can't get that image out of my head, so I'll now plant it in yours too