Bean
Amyyou know what? I don’t think I’m gonna let that guy put a chip in my brain after all
Jeff@lolennui It only killed like 2/3 of the monkeys it was tested on I'm sure it's fine it's fine.
toolbear#🪧@blueberrywerewolf the realization that we have actual modern day Nazi scientists broke me for several weeks when I read some of the detailed #Neuralink reporting in early 2022. Musk *will* do this to people he deems sub-human.
We know from his pro-apartheid life and Fremont plant that he's a racist. We know from his posts that he's a transphobe. We know from the Longtermism religion that poors alive today factor less in his ethics than future 'The Sims' NPCs.
Dave 
🇺🇸🇺🇦@lolennui The idea of getting fed through a straw every time you get the right answer does have a certain appeal, though.
JohnW@lolennui Yeah no. I don't want to be getting up in the middle of the night, still in beta sleep and write "Elon Musk is sexy" on my profile.
He ever tries, I'll make sure to return it by implanting it right up his bunghole.
Hyperlink Your Heart@lolennui
he probably put the chip in himself and that's why he's so erratic
he probably put the chip in himself and that's why he's so erratic
John Conway@lolennui I'm going on his rocket ship to the Mars colony he runs!
Aka Hige@lolennui
I have exactly the same thought.
It really sends shivers down my spine when one reckons a dude with this kind of worldview and mentality actually trying to surgically install a chip in our head.
Justathought@lolennui
How about letting him be in charge of your colony or astoroid mine- transport and life support. Am betting many would wind up tossed out the air hatch or out of the 'dome' / living areas.
How about letting him be in charge of your colony or astoroid mine- transport and life support. Am betting many would wind up tossed out the air hatch or out of the 'dome' / living areas.
alejandro170@lolennui Sorry, can’t take you seriously unless you first do a twitter poll 🥴
Līga@lolennui good choice. 😊
Thx4SharingJerk@lolennui Just because his robot cars explode a lot doesn’t mean the brain chip isn’t awesome
ForeignSubstance ✅@lolennui Actually, not gonna let that guy put *anything* in me. 🤣
Barry Schwartz 🫖@lolennui Are you going to climb into one of his Interplanetary Doom Freighters bound for Mars?
And get to the spaceport in a self-driving electric car?
PammyStarr 
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Kris Samsel@lolennui maybe Lays BBQ chip!
No one chipping my brain. Insane.
No one chipping my brain. Insane.
kt@lolennui all the lolz 😂
Cwnidog@lolennui @kthornton : Probably a good decision.
HandgunYoga (he/him/his)@lolennui
Not gonna trust him with the Oxygen supply on Mars.
Not gonna trust him with the Oxygen supply on Mars.
SlusheeWolf2@lolennui Become chipgirl xD
‘Chip Girl’ Goes Viral After Showcasing Her “Microchip Implant”
Jeff Fecke@lolennui I was on the fence, but it would be a bummer to have my brain turned off for thinking about Mastodon.
Alex Coventry@lolennui Nor will I be joining him on his colonization of Mars. 😂
Eel-on-Mollusk
BlackDutchSnark@lolennui apparently that’s what the Moderna vaccines were, according to some very stable genius followers, so I’ve got 3 now. Still waiting on better wifi, tho…
Russ Copeland@lolennui he has got like 8 kids,,, people shouldn't let him put anything in anybody
It's Just Jenn 🏳️⚧️
Bobsee@lolennui Guessing you are not serious, but if you are, please no.
@lolennui The only chips that should be inserted into the human body are chocolate
David Watkins@lolennui Good choice!
RC@lolennui can you image letting that fuck up do anything to your brain? Maybe he's been experimenting on himself
Aphrodite (recharging)look i got the early cyberbrainchip from OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR MUSK-SAMA and nothing has really CHANGE NAME OF BODY TO TESLA SPACEX IN LOYALTY in my life
for some reason i feel i need to go to the twitter offices i didn’t realize i was working THERE IS NO COMPENSATION NECESSARY TO SHOW REVERENCE FOR OUR ONE TRUE GOD ELON
che chou 
@lolennui what?? where’s your sense of futurism and adventure??
aaron wolcott@lolennui lol same
Zach@lolennui all the people frozen in place that would be “suspended”
joe•iuculano 
@lolennui yanno what? Me neither, lol
tchriste@lolennui Relax! Elmo might be reaching out to that famous neurosurgeon Ben Carson to head up the implant team.
Bard 
@lolennui Yeah, maybe I'm just overreacting, but I'm really starting to not like that guy 🤔
Dom Pates@lolennui Tempting, right?
ReclaimOurEarth
newsorpigalThere is no chance for Elon gets that chip working anyway.
Baron Vonskinnback@lolennui nope, definitely not, he kicked me out of twitter after 4 weeks of owning it, the last thing I need is to be kicked out of my own body because he's decided that I don't belong there based on a recent tantrum he's just had about something completely different, plus the way he keeps changing terms and conditions who knows what you will end up being part of.
Anton@lolennui hes not putting anything near my anywhere 🤣
NoPerfectAngel😇
Bobr@lolennui I wouldn’t let him put a chip in my guacamole!
JLSA@lolennui
Good call...
Good call...
0x09f91102@lolennui wait, people were letting him put a chip in their brain?
Wise Cat@lolennui were you going to let him do it previously?
🇺🇦🇺🇦 Walter White 🇺🇸🇨🇦@lolennui Wise conclusion :)
Andy D (Non Parody Account)@lolennui liberal wokey lefty all PC about having a billionaire reading their minds.
Julie Goldberg@lolennui And I’m definitely not going to let him take me to Mars.
Terry Carter
Vernon Reid
Del@lolennui 🤣 I'm super curious about who the early adopters are going to be for those chips.
gavinisdie 
@lolennui probably would take up my vision with ads
mrpotter@lolennui I'm not going to Mars with him either.
Derek Means@lolennui right lol
Jack Cluth@lolennui Good call. I’m with you.