Oh, great! As if things couldn’t get any worse…

Now, we’re being attacked by a giant avocado!

@Amishsupermodel good news, prices of avocado toast are going to drop!
@Amishsupermodel At least it's a perfectly ripe avocado. That'll make some amazing guacamole!
@Amishsupermodel at least there’s no magic marker making it bigger
@Amishsupermodel It's a woke food attack. Tofu next, mark my words.
@Amishsupermodel The revenge of the avocados.
@Amishsupermodel when the weather gives you avocado make guacamole?
@Amishsupermodel it just so happens that i really like avocados 🥑
@Amishsupermodel So, basically, we're all in danger of a brown-out?
@Amishsupermodel "and the weather this weekend is going to get a little...guacward...haha...back to you Jan."
@Amishsupermodel Quick, someone get a huge spoon! And chips...
@Amishsupermodel I for one welcome our new laurel tree overlords 👍
@Amishsupermodel I never knew Texas was a millennial
@Amishsupermodel I reckon there is an antifa geek in the back of house has done this for fun, and tv station managers too stupid to see it, we can dream, love avos btw, havent had one for years though,, executive dysfunction, shopping anxiety, scary malls with too many ppl, lights and auto-stink, I buy basics and get out of the dammed places, #Ihatemalls #Autypical