PoochDec 17, 2022
Kevin Kolk
#cats #printers
Dec 15, 2022 at 8:51pmWeb
Show threadDaniel RetanaDec 15, 2022
@Siberian Also both of them can feel your fear.
Fear triggers them just to do random shit.
Show threadcharlesesmithDec 16, 2022
@Siberian am I a cat? A printer? this post is taking me through some shit.
Show threadTransitBikerDec 16, 2022
@Siberian Color laser printers?
Show thread1r0n51d3Dec 16, 2022
@Siberian does this mean I should be putting my printer out at night?
Show threadI am your spirit animalDec 16, 2022
@Siberian Landlady does not allow pets. Considering buying a printer now.
Show threadEric Schiller (he/him)Dec 16, 2022

@Siberian Accurate.

I tried to print this to put on my office wall then I remembered that I work at home in my bedroom, my cats would tear it down, and my printer is currently telling me the ink cartridge is empty when I know I just changed it.

Show threadVindictusDec 16, 2022
@Siberian well done
Show threadPeter PrincipleDec 16, 2022
@Siberian Printers don't spit up hairballs or try to sleep on your face. So that's something.
Show threadSharkey!Dec 16, 2022

@Siberian

* care and feeding much more expensive than is at first apparent

* repetitive noises do not mean something's actually wrong

* proximity of cucumbers disrupts normal activity

Show threadBob | Ogdimora (Metal & Cats)Dec 16, 2022
@Siberian yup... this checks out.
Show threadCea NoyesDec 16, 2022
@Siberian, my life right now. Please printer, please connect.
Show threadberndandewegDec 16, 2022
@Siberian @Poldermanie iets voor jou? Of ben je meer een hondenpersoon?
Show threadmishmashDec 16, 2022
@Siberian
Show threadBen RosengartDec 16, 2022
@Siberian @mattgodbolt prone to expensive clogging
Show threadJoostDec 16, 2022
@Siberian @Poldermanie you realise that one of the first serious computer phototypesetters was called CAT? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/CAT_(phototypesetter)
CAT (phototypesetter) - Wikipedia

Show threadFábio Rodrigues RibeiroDec 16, 2022
#caturday
Show threadAugustDec 16, 2022
@Siberian I think my rescue cat is kinder than average inkjet printer. I like my laserjet printer.
Show threadNadine BökeDec 17, 2022
@Siberian Always want one type of food and refuse the other brand or the generic one.
Show threadElkenumber1Dec 17, 2022
@Siberian
🤣
Show threadSheuli PorkessDec 17, 2022
@Siberian This is so true 😹😹😹
Show threadNiall LitchfieldDec 17, 2022
@Siberian missing "can't live without them" :)
Show threadRacka🚀Dec 17, 2022

@Siberian whenever I see anything related to cats & printers I remember this video: https://youtu.be/CSK1D3bZhRs

Always puts a smile on my face

Cat vs Printer - The Translation

YouTube
Show threadunicorndeburghDec 17, 2022
@Siberian @cstross
Show threadOkSoDec 17, 2022

@Siberian

Forgot one:
Must only use specific name brand food or it'll reject you

Show threadBarbChamberlainDec 17, 2022
@Siberian You could add "ruins important things" to the center of this Venn diagram. #CatsOfMastodon #cats #printers #Office #OfficeEquipment
Show threadStephanieDec 17, 2022
@Siberian I gave up on printers when I bought one and it said paper jam before the first print. It had never ever taken in any paper. I just gave up. I don't have a car the idea of carrying it back was too annoying. Glad I have a printer at work now. Not that I print much
Show threadthe10thwizDec 17, 2022
@Siberian they can both make cat photos
Show threadDavid O'BrienDec 17, 2022
@Siberian You missed “Expensive and mostly useless.”
Show threadStuart MooreDec 17, 2022

@Siberian my wife and children had cats; apparently this is funny

#doglovers

Show threadNuki's Old AccountDec 17, 2022
@Siberian Also warm, known to spray, and pointy in some unnerving places.
Show threadLaura Aino Dec 17, 2022

@Siberian

* meows

Show threadCirrusDec 17, 2022
@Siberian don't forget the part about making random noises at 2am
Show threadllewellyDec 17, 2022
@Siberian But only one of them is spying on you for Hewlet-Packard.
Show threadJoeMcconDec 17, 2022
@Siberian So you've had Epsons, too, then?
Show threadPaulaDec 17, 2022
@Siberian funny!
Show threadtazDec 18, 2022
@Siberian @dirtyoldtown, pertinent to your interests
Show threadBeeCycling has movedDec 18, 2022
@Siberian Right, I'm going to get a cat and name it Epson.
Show threaddxzdbDec 18, 2022
@Siberian clogging can cause noise problems 😹
Show threadArc0re_Dec 18, 2022
@Siberian @sdussaut
Show threadClive WeeksDec 18, 2022
@Siberian
Very amusing 🤣🤣🤣
Show threadJamesDec 18, 2022
@Siberian well done
Show threadShadow D. Wolf 🏳️‍🌈Dec 18, 2022
@Siberian This is one of the most accurate things I have ever seen.
Show threadKiwiRedDec 19, 2022
@Siberian #catprinters?
Show threadDrewDec 19, 2022
@Siberian I so feel this.lol
Show threadJesseLexDec 19, 2022
@Siberian No wonder a #cat that had lived with us was fascinated by our #InkJetPrinter!
Show threadLucy WallaceDec 19, 2022
@Siberian this explains why my WFH situation is so frustrating.
Show threadBaron EngelDec 20, 2022
@Siberian Yep! That's a fair comparison.
Show thread@stevewfoldsDec 22, 2022
@Siberian @Allyson
Consider legendary IT pros with cats and zero smart devices allowed in their home, keep a loaded pistol in case the printer makes any funny noises.
Show threadwoollypigsDec 23, 2022
@Siberian @kimble4 I think you might like this
Show threadWochaDec 23, 2022
@Siberian And both play up most when they detect that you’re in a rush and there’s an urgent dispatch to get out!
Show threadRiley S. FaelanDec 25, 2022
@Siberian: Yet, only a cat is looking at this instructive diagram. Doesn't any printer care about being trained in the catty arts?
Show threadGraham LesterDec 28, 2022
@Siberian Sounds like a description of my coffeemaker.
Show threadRoad Not TakenDec 29, 2022

@Siberian the middle one should read "empty" instead of "full"* but otherwise I love it. Shared it with some cat-owning relatives.

* - or is that deliberate and you're pointing out that they want food even when they're already full?

Show threadHaley Scribe  Jan 21, 2023
@Siberian And now I wonder what the animal equivalent of a laser printer is. Those things are reliable.