@scottjshapiro I would totally let Elon put a microchip in my brain.

@scottjshapiro 🤣

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I know, right?

@scottjshapiro I definitely trust that professional stable and reliable emotionally mature Musk with my money and financial details!

@scottjshapiro What's next, disabling their Teslas?

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Thank you for that lol

@scottjshapiro It just inspire trust, ya know?

@scottjshapiro I heard SBF has been offered a job

@scottjshapiro I don't know about your bank but mine made it pretty clear they'll close my account and freeze all my money if I make fun of Janet Yellen so I'm pretty used to Musk's threat level.

@scottjshapiro and let them hold on to my savings too!

@scottjshapiro Roflmaoooo

@scottjshapiro give them your SSN already. What could possibly go wrong? 🫣

@scottjshapiro Cruising down Valencia in my Tesla truck with the brain implant thing in blaring the AI girl’s music he used to date talking Mars with the Pay Pal mafia dudes is my dream

@scottjshapiro @fishecon using Qbucks, sure

@scottjshapiro I'd definitely give my credit card info for a blue check mark to Twitter