Remember: Twitter is Elon's company, he has the free speech and free association right to run it pretty much however he wants and to ban people for petty narcissistic reasons.

And we have the right to laugh and point at his ridiculousness and at the free-speech pretenses of his gullible fans.

I am trying to figure out a good recipe management/meal planning site & app to use.

I'm tempted to just go with MasterCook because that's what my mom uses and she can share all her stuff with me, but it's pricey.

Anyone have any other favorites I should consider?

The scene: The Bahamas. A courtroom.
Judge: Sir, in a conditional arrest proceeding the first step is to establish identity. Do you admit or deny you are the same Sam Bankman-Fried charged in this indictment?

SBF: Yes I am the person who did all those things

Judge: No, I mean . . .

SBF: Each and every one

Judge: I think you . . .

SBF: Should I go paragraph by paragraph

"What is this allen key for?"

"In case Alan Tydyk needs to get in..."

"...Or if Alan Cumming is paying a visit?"

"Of course. Or to keep Woody Allen out."

The quality of banter in my house is very high.