Matt Brauer
Ken WhiteDeeply concerned that I'm in an echo chamber now where nobody will scream GROOMER at me or tell me to take my meds or explain how ACTUALLY the FBI orchestrated 1/6
Monster ink@Popehat
Take your meds 😄
WndlB@ripplewine7 @Popehat I think Ken is of the age where he may be taking some…
Simmerized@ripplewine7 @Popehat it sure is an echo chamber
Bluedotmo@ripplewine7 @Popehat definitely take your meds.
paulgroomer
Bruce Preston@Popehat *waits for the other five posts*
A Vernal Pool
PammyStarr 
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Dennis Jernberg@pammystarr @growf @Popehat Took me a few seconds to get the context and realize this was a standalone post, and I pride myself on catching such things quickly... most of the time, at least.
P Gurgel-Segrillo
you're all idiots@Popehat don't worry they'll find you here eventually.
Nigel Moss 🌻@Popehat Genuinely thought this was the first in a short thread for a moment 🙂
hybrid havoc@nigenet
Glad I'm not the only one
Glad I'm not the only one
Ben Rosengart
Doc Edward Morbius ⭕
SallyBlackGROOMER! Go brush your cat or dog.
guitardis@toastygirl @Popehat I don't think Murderball world take very kindly to being brushed 😸
Live, Laugh, Lovecraft
Dave DiBona
squillace@Popehat I can help
Gouldbl@Popehat , I'll like TF out of this as soon as I figure out how.
Tony Harris@Popehat Take your cat to the GROOMER already!
Coyoty on the Hill
bazzalisk@Popehat life hack: you can set an alarm on your phone to tell you to take your meds. It’s usually more reliable.
James Wells@Popehat
Sorry Ken, but you really need to take your meds.
Sorry Ken, but you really need to take your meds.
Rairii@Popehat ok boomer :P
Warren Terra@Popehat
First time reading this I assumed it was the first "toot" of six.
First time reading this I assumed it was the first "toot" of six.
prunella@Popehat I'm sure you have perfectly fine grooming habits, but to refer to you as a "groomer," I'd first need proof.
Ari Turetzky@Popehat but can we still ask if things are a RICO or should we hold off on that for a bit? 'cause I got some thoughts on this SBF guy
Sayyadina 
@Popehat I can provide some secondhand JFK conspiracies if you want. They've been collecting dust in the basement with my Reptilian eggs and the government-developed warp drive from the 50s, but they should still do the trick!
@Sayyadina @Popehat "I'm not saying it was aliens, but..."
(Me: fully recovered ex-conspiracy geek)
Miles Offit... 🇨🇦🇪🇺🇺🇦@Popehat Dagnabbit! It wasn’t the FBI? 🤔
Mike Mol@Popehat this is your friendly reminder to take your medications as prescribed by appropriate medical professionals. If you have already taken all such due medications, have a pleasant rest of your evening!
Loïs Archer McKeown@Popehat
We see and hear you!
We see and hear you!
Gojira1000@Popehat Oh noes! How will you ever survive? *offers some tea and a biscuit*
Paul Timmins@Popehat sounds like RICO to me...
Mark Martino@Popehat It's odd, opening a social media window that doesn't increase one's blood pressure.
Maddy Jones #VoteYes23@Popehat you still have a child living at home?
MPHinPgh@Popehat Take your meds, groomer. And I have no idea how the fbi orchestrated...what was it? The moon landing? Yeah, I have no idea how they did that. Hope that helped. I know, it was pretty weak. Sorry, it was a rought day at work.
Debbie@Popehat I will try to yell that stuff at you once a day so you don't have to worry.😊
engnr_chik 
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hallvors@Popehat well, actually the FBI orchestrated 1/6 to make groomers like you forget to TAKE YOUR MEDS!
See, I can hjelp with your Twitter withdrawal symptoms. Easy peasy.
Steve Vlad@Popehat
Hey I can help you with this if that's what you really want ...
Hey I can help you with this if that's what you really want ...
North Easton 
@Popehat hashtag well actually
It's… you know those big rooms that are designed to reduce sound to zero? It feels like that. Just… quiet. Calm.
Flan09@Popehat this too will pass, like gas.
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈@Popehat they just don't seem to understand why people don't want to be around them or hear from them.
Chillyhead@Popehat You may be experiencing Twitter withdrawal.
Lillian@Popehat It's still nice to get a break 😉.
Notarobot@Popehat you'll get over it.
tobie@Popehat It's really hard for trolls to gain traction here. They need to be boosted to circulate, no algorithms do the work.
Measi@Popehat depends on the meds? Are we talking prescription or a gentle beverage of choice?
@Popehat Don't give up hope! Raspberry Pi managed to be Mastodon's main character! The world can change!
@wincenworks @Popehat For one day anyway, until everybody blocked them and their brand imploded...
@dennis_jernberg You can't take First Main Character status from them that easily! They were main character for a day, and it went cross platform so it is super legit!
@wincenworks They were first. You have that right. First of what I predict will be a long line of brands and celebrities that will spectacularly self-destruct on Mastodon for everybody to see. And in fact that's how I know Mastodon's mainstream now, or at least made, and when (say) Pixelfed will be (though right now it's a long way from that point).
Adam Steinbaugh@Popehat where are the next five posts