Deeply concerned that I'm in an echo chamber now where nobody will scream GROOMER at me or tell me to take my meds or explain how ACTUALLY the FBI orchestrated 1/6
@Popehat I can provide some secondhand JFK conspiracies if you want. They've been collecting dust in the basement with my Reptilian eggs and the government-developed warp drive from the 50s, but they should still do the trick!

@Sayyadina @Popehat "I'm not saying it was aliens, but..."

(Me: fully recovered ex-conspiracy geek)