Grizzy8Dec 13, 2022
Dr. Jacob White
Say what you will about Mordor but at least it was walkable
Dec 10, 2022 at 4:25pmWeb
Show thread(((Jann Gobble)))šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆDec 10, 2022
@jacobwhite So was #Westworld. See how that ended up? šŸ˜‚
Show threadShanya (Over at BlueSky)Dec 10, 2022
@jacobwhite
Show threadMichael ColladoDec 10, 2022
@jacobwhite @leigh eh, public transit system is crap, though. Eagle schedule is unreliable and you need personal protection to prevent mugging by wolves/goblins while waiting at the station
Show threadMalcolm QuinnDec 10, 2022
@jacobwhite Not to mention the handy viewing/ring casting platform in the Mount Doom visitor centre.
Show threadIanNickDec 10, 2022
@jacobwhite Itā€™s easier to get from Minas Morgol to Barad Dur than it is to go from Manchester to Leeds.
Show threadSam GardnerDec 10, 2022
@jacobwhite perhaps you better go back to the sources: In principle, yes, but only if the survival of the species depends on it.
Show threadMike McCaffrey Dec 10, 2022
@jacobwhite However, the public transit in Mordor is abysmal and you need to use an eagle-share service to get anywhere quickly.
Show threadPseudo NymDec 12, 2022
@mikemccaffrey @jacobwhite The original "Lyft"
Show threadGemma šŸ‘½Dec 11, 2022
@jacobwhite
Are you sure about that? I mean I have it on pretty good authority one does not simply walk to Mordor šŸ¤”
Show threadā‚ Fish Id WardrobeDec 11, 2022
@prettyhuman @jacobwhite So you can walk there. But it's not simpleā€¦
Show threadFairYouSeeDec 11, 2022
@prettyhuman @jacobwhite yeah, I mean the last people who tried to walk there ended up calling a private service to fly them out!
Show thread(((Klefstadmyr)))Dec 11, 2022
@prettyhuman @jacobwhite Source?
Show threadGemma šŸ‘½Dec 11, 2022
@klefstadmyr @jacobwhite
I heard it from a guy. His name was uhhā€¦ Something weird, like slavicā€¦ Borslavā€¦ik? Boromik? I donā€™t remember. Feels like it was ages ago in a different worldā€¦
Show threadIntransitive Lie(moved)Dec 11, 2022
@jacobwhite Now to take a sip of my drink while my buddy Boromir takes the floor...
Show threadStefanoGaivotaDec 12, 2022
@intransitivelie @jacobwhite
I feel as if there's something I should be saying here...
Never mind, it'll pass.
Show threadnakDec 11, 2022
@jacobwhite @jrenken something about accessibility and the stairs at Cirith Ungolā€¦
Show threadHarun LegozDec 11, 2022
@jacobwhite brings back fond memories of this video: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1yqVD0swvWU
How Lord of The Rings Should Have Ended

YouTube
Show threadalcinnzDec 11, 2022
@jacobwhite Wait until Judge Doom gets his hands on Mordor...
Show threadtudzaDec 11, 2022
@jacobwhite but I thought one did not simply walk into Mordor. Gondor guy, what does he know?
Show threadSkyler! ā„ļø šŸ¦ŠDec 11, 2022
@jacobwhite I feel like Mordor had some accessibility issues.
Show threadGreg SpradlinDec 11, 2022

@jacobwhite Frodo and Sam simply walked into Mordor.

Sorry, Borimir.

Show threadddc0660Dec 11, 2022
@jacobwhite It was a "dry heat" too
Show threadDr. Dan KillamDec 11, 2022
@jacobwhite it was a hub of mafic soil diversity
Show threadGreg SpradlinDec 11, 2022
@jacobwhite Sauronā€™s absolute evil was a problem. NIMBY, not so much.
Show threadJamesDec 12, 2022

@jacobwhite Well yeah... it has to be!

The only flights in or out are only available once per plot.

Show threadGentleMan GefDec 12, 2022
@jacobwhite You've gotta hand it to #Sauron.
Show threadzendao42Dec 20, 2022
@jacobwhite
Especially if you like to ramble on
https://player.vimeo.com/video/441181168?h=4618ea93c9
Led Zeppelin - Ramble On from Derek Smith on Vimeo

Show threadThatGuySpikeDec 31, 2022
@jacobwhite Those huge spiders, tho!