"We've left the Twitterverse, Spock?"
"Correct, Jim. We're now in the #Mastodon universe. A place of peace, harmony, good deeds & the odd NSFW photo but there are Content Warnings, so no need for alarm."
"Troll report, Uhura."
"None detected."
"Any wars being waged in this region of space, Spock?"
"Only who can tell the worst #ElonMusk joke."
"Easy, that's me. What'd happen if Musk fell into a black hole?"
"Pray tell."
"He'd ELON-GATE."
"You win, Jim."






