"We've left the Twitterverse, Spock?"

"Correct, Jim. We're now in the #Mastodon universe. A place of peace, harmony, good deeds & the odd NSFW photo but there are Content Warnings, so no need for alarm."

"Troll report, Uhura."

"None detected."

"Any wars being waged in this region of space, Spock?"

"Only who can tell the worst #ElonMusk joke."

"Easy, that's me. What'd happen if Musk fell into a black hole?"

"Pray tell."

"He'd ELON-GATE."

"You win, Jim."

#StarTrek #Humour #Space #Comedy

@QuiteFunnyGuy
Ahhrr. ๐ŸŒŸ Great joke. ๐Ÿ˜‰
Fodder for Saggy! โšซ๏ธ
@QuiteFunnyGuy I feel like people throw around "lol" very casually. I would like the record to note that this literally made me laugh out loud.

@dbsalk

Your sense of humour is highly logical! ๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ˜€

@QuiteFunnyGuy I canโ€™t believe I read this whole thing
@QuiteFunnyGuy live long and prosper โค๏ธ
@QuiteFunnyGuy Mission update: We have failed to find any intelligent life on Sol3.
@QuiteFunnyGuy Beware Jim, the trolls are disguised as good citizens, they have a noxious forcefield to repel invaders.
@QuiteFunnyGuy ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
@QuiteFunnyGuy *Checking Elon Musk's crotch to see if it is...well, swelling* *duck*
@QuiteFunnyGuy I've encountered one troll so far. Definitely an improvement over the bird site.
@QuiteFunnyGuy Very clever ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿซก