Ken AdamsDec 10, 2022
Dubious Genius
Today, I told my kids these are tortellini...
Dec 6, 2022 at 10:43pmWeb
Show threadToni ScottDec 7, 2022
@dubiousgenius
Haha! But seriously, putting kids off pasta will really backfire on you.
Show threadDubious GeniusDec 7, 2022
@ToniScott oh, never thought of that! I just wanted to see their reactions when they were offered tortellini for dinner 😂
Show threadTom 🇨🇦Dec 7, 2022
@dubiousgenius Mmmm: crunchy!
Show threadMikeUnderscoreDadJokesDec 9, 2022
@dubiousgenius
Hey, four turtles in the hand are worth *pulls out calculator, starts mashing numbers* eight in the bush
Show threadButenwerlterDec 9, 2022
@dubiousgenius and your kids put them into hot water? 🤡
Show threadFrankly speaking- unverifiedDec 9, 2022
@dubiousgenius A Handful of Turtles. Great title for a movie. No, wait make it A Handful of Dollars.
Show threadlolonurseDec 9, 2022
@dubiousgenius
They're adorable. You're mean! Are you planning to serve tortellini any time soon?
Show threadDubious GeniusDec 10, 2022
@lolonurse just waiting for their reaction when they're offered tortellini 😂
Show threadlolonurseDec 10, 2022
@dubiousgenius
You have to take pictures!! Or a video. 😁
Show threadJay of the IceniDec 9, 2022
@dubiousgenius 😁🤣
Show threadGrooveMD, Karaoke BardDec 9, 2022
@dubiousgenius Tortoise-ellini?
Show threadTony Rejoy #EEA #SM #CU 🌳 #VDec 9, 2022

@dubiousgenius

I hope you were wearing a hat.

Show threadRichieDec 9, 2022
@dubiousgenius turtleinni k see ya
Show threadRasta™ OLDDec 9, 2022

@dubiousgenius
Tortellini are the product of Piggy Back rides.. did you tell them about that? #HoHoHo

#Parenting #Turtles #Tortoise #Herpetology

Show threadJulio 🏳️‍🌈 🇨🇺 🇪🇸 🇺🇸Dec 9, 2022
@dubiousgenius 🤣
Show threadAnatoly Dec 9, 2022
@dubiousgenius turtllini
Show threadiris ✿ sandwalkerDec 10, 2022
@dubiousgenius 😂😂😆
Show threadiris ✿ sandwalkerDec 10, 2022
@dubiousgenius tortoiselini 😁
Show threadhikewithrichardDec 10, 2022
@dubiousgenius Rafaello, Donatello, Leonardo and Michelangelo are the correct names.
Show threadhikewithrichardDec 10, 2022
@dubiousgenius When I scrolled down I saw a cat watching.
Show threadAsbjørn UlsbergDec 10, 2022
@dubiousgenius @zicon Yum, tortellini! My favourite!
Show threadPatricia HowellDec 10, 2022
@dubiousgenius What a fab name! 😂
Show threadDr. Tineke D'HaeseleerDec 10, 2022
@dubiousgenius ROFL!
Show threadAlexTheRetroChickenDec 10, 2022
@dubiousgenius this needs to be boosted everywhere
Show threadAndy Hofmann 🫡Dec 10, 2022
@dubiousgenius Turtlellini... #gnihihi
Show threadMysticetiDec 10, 2022

@dubiousgenius

Maybe everyone already knows this but I just learned that these are Diamondback Terrapins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aelpZtlQaA

The Last Diamondback Terrapin Release for 2020!

YouTube
Show threadTy RossDec 12, 2022
@dubiousgenius hahahha, how cute
Show threadErdbärinMar 12, 2023
@dubiousgenius 😂
Show threadJazzLurkerMar 13, 2023

@dubiousgenius

😲

That's kinda evil!

🤔

Kinda genius, too.

😆