Me: It's been a long day of writing, I think I'll lie in bed and zone out on my laptop.

Cat:

@scalzi how goes the church?
@scalzi haha! My kitty is very jelly of my phone or book in bed 😄 ❤️
@scalzi for a sec I thought you were cosplaying a Tognath.
@scalzi Typical! Cats know when you need to have to down time. They will enforce it!

@scalzi Me: I’ll just pop outside to put the trash in the bin, won’t take a minute…

My neighbor’s cat: oh hai, I’m adorable, you should pet me because I’m very soft, also do you have treats, because I’m kind of locked outside right now, and it’s cold, PURRPURRPURR…

@KJayCee @scalzi
Had 1 run in the house a few weeks ago, I can't take in EVERY cat in the neighborhood
@scalzi You're here! So nice to see you on Mastodon.
@scalzi similar vibe. pretty much gave up on reading my book since someone keeps nudging it out of my hands with her big rubber nose.
@scalzi Yeah. My dog has his own laptop too.
@scalzi
I'm just glad mine stayed outta my soap making activities