Me: It's been a long day of writing, I think I'll lie in bed and zone out on my laptop.

Cat:

@scalzi Me: I’ll just pop outside to put the trash in the bin, won’t take a minute…

My neighbor’s cat: oh hai, I’m adorable, you should pet me because I’m very soft, also do you have treats, because I’m kind of locked outside right now, and it’s cold, PURRPURRPURR…

@KJayCee @scalzi
Had 1 run in the house a few weeks ago, I can't take in EVERY cat in the neighborhood