benteh#dealingWithStrangers lesson 1:
If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you, just stare straight ahead and say, “did you bring the money?”
#dealingWithStrangers lesson 2
Receiving a call from an unknown number, answer whispering “it’s done. But there’s blood everywhere…”
#dealingWithStrangers lesson 3:
If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the inside.
They’ll go away.
Trust me on this.
#dealingWithStrangers lesson 4:
If you want to make a car dealer uncomfortable just say “tell me if you can hear this”. Then crawl into the trunk and start screaming.
#dealingWithStrangers lesson 5:
Next time a stranger talks to you, look startled, and say “you can SEE me?!”
#dealingWithStrangers lesson 6:
Telling someone to “have a nice day” sounds friendly.
Telling someone to “enjoy your next 24 hours” – not so much.
#dealingWithStrangers lesson 7:
I send flowers “from Steve” to my neighbours’ wife every Friday night, then watch them fight from my living room window while eating popcorn
#dealingWithStrangers lesson 8:
If you answer your phone with “aaaaaand you’re ON THE AIR!” Most marketeers will hang up
Bogdan@benteh thank you for this tip 😂
I have to try this!
I have to try this!