@benteh

WTAF? 😳

#dealingWithStrangers

😂 🤣

#dealingWithStrangers lesson 11:

When I’m bored late at night, I text random numbers saying “you should really clean under your bed, it’s filthy down here. P.S. I love you”

#dealingWithStrangers lesson 10:

I have always wanted to walk up to a stranger, hand him a briefcase and whisper “you know what to do”, and walk away

#dealingWithStrangers lesson 9:

Every once in a while, go outside and run the vacuum cleaner over the driveway. Just to ensure the neighbours will never talk to you.

#dealingWithStrangers lesson 8:

If you answer your phone with “aaaaaand you’re ON THE AIR!” Most marketeers will hang up

#dealingWithStrangers lesson 7:

I send flowers “from Steve” to my neighbours’ wife every Friday night, then watch them fight from my living room window while eating popcorn

#dealingWithStrangers lesson 6:

Telling someone to “have a nice day” sounds friendly.

Telling someone to “enjoy your next 24 hours” – not so much.

#dealingWithStrangers lesson 5:

Next time a stranger talks to you, look startled, and say “you can SEE me?!”

#dealingWithStrangers lesson 4:

If you want to make a car dealer uncomfortable just say “tell me if you can hear this”. Then crawl into the trunk and start screaming.