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Clark Kent: *sets glasses on kitchen table*
Lois Lane: Is that our table? I don't recognize it.
Dec 6, 2022 at 9:25pmWeb
Show threadMr. Pataphor, Dadaist DadDec 7, 2022
@stevevsninjas 😂 Back in the Silver Age, I remember them doing something like this. Somehow(hand-waving), wearing the glasses acted like a distortion field (Super-Hypnosis) so that when people saw Clark he appeared a bit older, slightly shorter, receding hairline, and thinner. Of course, they did it for one story and then immediately forgot about it. 😄
Show threadWillTootMaybeDec 7, 2022
@JPK_elmediat @stevevsninjas that's literally how glasses work lol
Show threadSylvDec 8, 2022
@JPK_elmediat @stevevsninjas I think there is one live action superman that talk about contracting his vertebral column to make himself look smaller
Show threadMr. Pataphor, Dadaist DadDec 8, 2022
@sieri @stevevsninjas In the very early days of the Superman comics, he had the ability to rearrange his face to impersonate others.
Show threadMisty Nozzle Dec 7, 2022
@stevevsninjas (looks up) omg, are you superman?!
Show threadJohn RamboDec 8, 2022
@stevevsninjas I have the same problem when I wear these glasses...