Witchy Woman π±πΎπΎLife plan:
1. Befriend shady people.
2. Witness a murder.
3. Enter witness protection & get new name.
4. So long student loans!
flabberghaster1. Get credit cards with huge limits.
2. Pay your student loan debts with cash advances.
3. Declare bankruptcy (student loans can't be discharged this way but credit cards can)
4. Wait seven years.
5. Free college!
Sporadicus@flabberghaster @dreamthievin omg this might work
Holir_@flabberghaster @dreamthievin you can also do this with some of your mortgage
π’πͺπΆπͺπ·π½π±πͺ saysβ¦One of my brothers noted that US extradition treaties don't include any provisions for unpaid student loans.
So go to college, then leave the US and never return.
I couldn't talk my kids into it. π
Helena Rigby@dreamthievin I am not ever showing this to my son. Next year he is planning to (and should have the grades to) study history and criminology. This would be a plan he could live with. But at least if he witnesses a murder in his final year we know it's a financial decision rather than avoiding us parents!
Sunup@dreamthievin You had me at the profile pic.
Bogdan@dreamthievin there are easier ways to get a new name 
@bogdan none that are as fun though π
@dreamthievin murder doesn't seem so fun but I didn't witness one so I don't really know 
please let me/us know how everything turned out
please let me/us know how everything turned out
Old Scientist π¨βπ¬βοΈπ¬π¦ π₯@dreamthievin @bboy46012 Me thinks you may need a plan Bβ¦
Brian@lzyontz LoL quite possibly π
Angieβs Curiosities@dreamthievin I can relate to number 4 lolπ
Carrion Sam
MostlyTato@dreamthievin
I've heard less plausible plans.
I've heard less plausible plans.
Patty Bluebird π¦©@dreamthievin A unique strategy with some large risks. Just make sure you aren't the murder victim.
DaSkinny βοΈTBF, sounds a helluva lot easier than dealing with Mohela and #PSLF.
SpartyGirl@dreamthievin Make sure to get some elective surgery and that pesky hip replaced first.
Negative Players@dreamthievin my plan as well but I don't have student loans
Josie 
@dreamthievin I love this plan, but Iβm not sure thatβs how it works 