Life plan:

1. Befriend shady people.
2. Witness a murder.
3. Enter witness protection & get new name.
4. So long student loans!

@dreamthievin I am not ever showing this to my son. Next year he is planning to (and should have the grades to) study history and criminology. This would be a plan he could live with. But at least if he witnesses a murder in his final year we know it's a financial decision rather than avoiding us parents!