Maybe Twitter's dead, maybe it's not. It doesn't really matter. We've learned that we don't need it to connect with our communities and so, much like the goblin king, it has no power over us.
@theropologist imagine a gif of hulk hogan saying AMEN BROTHER (I’m still figuring this app out)

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- profound ✅️
- factual ✅️
- mentions the goblin king ✅️

This is the perfect post.

@theropologist I went back there and they were all dancing naked around the goblin king and waving bones it wasn’t very nice
@theropologist I’ll still give the goblin king an invite to my birthday party. It’s the right thing to do.

@theropologist I consider it a zombie roc, still flying around blindly, mindlessly, until at last it falls to the ground dead.

Which I expect before the end of this year.

@theropologist I don't know hot it will play out. Maybe it will be a place for people to talk with occasional interjections from far-right or far-left antagonists, allowing users to tell themselves that people who disagree with them are insane jerks. Maybe there's a market for that service. I don't want it, but I'm honesty happy if that helps people blow off steam and makes money for being a good place to advertise.
@theropologist
Followed bc I don’t know what I’m doing either 🤣
@theropologist amen. that odorous musk is starting to wear off
@theropologist I miss it, but I also think I feel better without it.
@theropologist You’re doing the Goblin community a grave disservice there. They wouldn’t let Elon past the portal.

@Toolegs @theropologist

I bet the Boglins would have some fun with his head.

Through Nazis unbanned and algorithms unfriendly,

We have found our way here, to the fediverse beyond the billionaire's reaches,

To take back the community that he has ruined.

For our servers are as strong as his, and our mods as great...

He has no power over us.

@theropologist

Edit: moved the @ for less weird toot cropping.

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Got that right!
Twitter is dead & it won't survive the mismanagement of that fascist Traitor idiot.
Meanwhile Mastodon is like a hundred times better & way more fun!
@theropologist @sashag since it still holds sway over a lot of other people it cannot burn fast enough imo.