Velocirooster adminensis 
Maybe Twitter's dead, maybe it's not. It doesn't really matter. We've learned that we don't need it to connect with our communities and so, much like the goblin king, it has no power over us.
SomeBlokeInAHat@theropologist You’re doing the Goblin community a grave disservice there. They wouldn’t let Elon past the portal.
CassandraI bet the Boglins would have some fun with his head.