Judd Harris

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He/Him - Musician, Foodie, and trying to get a little better everyday
Slutty Vegan, Egg Slut. Am I the only one who finds the combination of “slut” and food completely gross and unappetizing?

Monty Python and the Search for #COVID19 Sanity.

Inspired by @penguinpete

If someone calls me at 6am, somebody better be dead or in the hospital.
People at the airport talking on the phone at 6am. Who are you calling at 6am?! Honest question.
This holiday season, take a moment to hold this timeless message close to your heart
In a surprising twist, plague lady has just stood up and started screaming in Spanglish and waving her arms around. Thought she was losing her mind, but apparently she has shooting pain.
And the plague lady just took some medication, so not a smoker’s cough… 💨
Have to admit this is going way better than expected. The sea of humanity is calm today.
Surprisingly, unhappy dog and baby couple are SILENT. Praise 🙌🏼
Plague lady was falling way behind as her cough subsided, but is now hacking up a storm again while holding her sweater over her mouth instead of, say, wearing a mask.