3Moons
The Volatile MermaidMaybe if we start calling our body parts gun-sounding names like “revulva” or “shooterus” the GOP will stop trying to regulate them.
Vinay
PattyB@OhNoSheTwitnt absolutely.
Jonathan R@OhNoSheTwitnt I’m working on a patent for implantable handgun and targets. It’s important that gun safety start in the womb.
April in Exile@OhNoSheTwitnt
I've requested following you, but I cannot for the life of me figure out how to dm you. (you complained about figuring out new social media at age 40-I'm trying to do all of this after age 60...)
I've requested following you, but I cannot for the life of me figure out how to dm you. (you complained about figuring out new social media at age 40-I'm trying to do all of this after age 60...)
stiffelman@OhNoSheTwitnt Thems good names.
🗽☆ Lisa ☆🗽
MystMastMarcusWidow Maker in the streets, Baby Maker in the sheets
Scott Mortimer 
Best toot of 2022!
GW@OhNoSheTwitnt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Crowjane
Behemoth@Crowjane @OhNoSheTwitnt It’s not a womb. It’s a chamber!
Antiqueight@OhNoSheTwitnt 9mm - so named for the size of that which shoots?
Charles Seife@OhNoSheTwitnt Cold, dead hands. *shudder*
Shaggyhorsetales
Carrion Sam@OhNoSheTwitnt at the gun store "One box of thirty-oughtvaries-six please"
... can't believe I'd make a pun of this caliber...
Awatha #FBPE #FBPA #FBPPR
ᴚ uɐᗡ@OhNoSheTwitnt yay you are here!
Jamie Gallagher@OhNoSheTwitnt I’m here for content like this 🙌
theglovesstayon@OhNoSheTwitnt not the revulva!!! lol
Just Randy@OhNoSheTwitnt If you call it a "vagunga" you'll make the GOP happy and the dope-smokers, too.
sitnuokI am sure there is a Swiftian Satire piece to be written about how a small caliber weapon can be a home abortion kit.
And a call for a legislation at the same time.
I'm just not clever enough to pull it off.
WeAre Rosie@OhNoSheTwitnt how are you not a comedy writer??
G. Nova✅️@OhNoSheTwitnt Motion granted (with what imaginary jurisdiction I may have).
hereforasec@OhNoSheTwitnt #OhNoSheTwint OhNoSheTootnt ❤️
0x4E4448@OhNoSheTwitnt Funny how you're making an argument for small government. I'd almost guarantee you actually believe in the opposite though.
Unprecedented 2023
Mudhead 🖖@OhNoSheTwitnt
Precious comment!
Precious comment!
@OhNoSheTwitnt
🤣🤣🤣 killin me over here
🤣🤣🤣 killin me over here
vieuxnez@OhNoSheTwitnt Assault Ovaries
Humble Fan of Atty. Woogive it a try.....what's there to lose anymore??? carry on
doubtful, but nice try. carry on
Pam Gardens@OhNoSheTwitnt Brilliant!
Big Jesus Trashcan☑️🏴@OhNoSheTwitnt Mammary 16 or ARvagina, AKuterus
Teri 
@OhNoSheTwitnt can I boost this twice?
Logan Five (aka John)@OhNoSheTwitnt vagin-millimeter
Karen Strickholm
ex or current IDF unwelcome@OhNoSheTwitnt Surely the reverse. People who have guns should be named after body parts
rose (escaped not sanitized)"This is My Boobstick."
oldguycrusty
The Febrile Muse@OhNoSheTwitnt You win the internet today.
Mystech@OhNoSheTwitnt You might be on to something. I've always wondered why Glocks were so popular.
Ken Dillermand@OhNoSheTwitnt GOP will never stop trying to limit female body autonomy. Conservatives believe in a hierarchal order, in fact that is what they wanna "conserve", an "order" where women are lower in the pecking order. Its their world view, whites are better than browns, men are better than women, it's their philosophy. Everything else is just stolen from liberalism, like a small state et c.
Hello
Nina Chan@OhNoSheTwitnt labia-mine
KikoKate
NellyLorey@OhNoSheTwitnt maybe they'll say that murder starts at combustion, so we should abolish all guns
aethervision@OhNoSheTwitnt I think those are already Pokémon.