jamesurquhartDec 1, 2022
SirEviscerate 

ME: A rawhide book for dogs.

PETCO CEO: What's it about?

ME: It's sort of a chews your own adventure.

PETCO CEO: Get out of my office.

Nov 20, 2022 at 12:58pmMastodon for Android
Show threadJohannes  Nov 21, 2022
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Show threadJeff PotterNov 21, 2022
@SirEviscerate 😆
Show threadCrucifixion's a DoddleNov 30, 2022
@SirEviscerate would buy. Where kickstarter?
Show threadChristieZizoNov 30, 2022

@SirEviscerate My dog would read it. I'd read it.

Next time, tell them it's not real rawhide, which can be dangerous for dogs, but something safer. Petco cares about that stuff.

PS: Yes, I know you were joking.

Show threaddcbaokNov 30, 2022
@SirEviscerate my childhood dog's squeaky newspaper toy "The Daily Growl" with the headline "Man Bites Dog" and the motto "All the News That's Fit to Chew", still in my mind the platonic ideal of dog toys
Show threadBrent Guernsey, Artrocity StudioNov 30, 2022

@SirEviscerate

This is intellectual discourse, the depths of which I can only dream of attaining. Bravo, Sir!

Show threadDon Neufeld 💠Nov 30, 2022
@SirEviscerate
Go To Jail
Go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect 200 likes.
Show threadPimentaNov 30, 2022
@SirEviscerate please not the same rawhide as in the "Power of the Dog" movie.
Show threadThalassNov 30, 2022
@SirEviscerate
Damnit I nearly spit my coffee everywhere 🤣
Show threadDavid SchoppikNov 30, 2022
@SirEviscerate ok fine I will stay on this platform thank you
Show threadPixel RefreshDec 1, 2022

@SirEviscerate
@evilrooster

LOI

Show threadRH on Dec 1, 2022
@SirEviscerate we need more like this on mastodon
Show threadOldt Lang SyneDec 3, 2022
@SirEviscerate Go to your room, young man!