If you're contemplating whether or not to follow me on mastodon, here are some testimonials left behind from some of my previous Twitter followers:

"WTF is wrong with you???"  -S.R.

"You should seek professional help. You are not well."  -T.S.

"Are you insane?"  -N.R.

"You are really stupid"  -B.B.

"You should delete your account!" -C.B.

"This is the dumbest shit I read all day" -T.O.

@scorpiosoul9 I mean, they actually make you sound like you would be fun at parties.
@scorpiosoul9 this is so funny I love the quotes hahaha
@scorpiosoul9 - And this is while "not gross?" Awesome! Following!
@scorpiosoul9 Sounds like a perfect match ๐Ÿ˜‚ โ€ฆ diversity is the spice of life!
@scorpiosoul9
Already following, but nice set of testimonials.

@scorpiosoul9 but you are a great cook ...

Anyways ... I was already following you and happy to do so ๐Ÿ˜Š

@scorpiosoul9 - Iโ€™m still on the fence. Is there tasteful nudity?
@scorpiosoul9 Definitely going to follow now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
@scorpiosoul9 my kind of person. Another warped mind. And โœก๏ธ. Oy!
@scorpiosoul9 finally, someone who posts their rave reviews!
@BlkScorp33 takes another scorpio to appreciate the true value of these reviews ๐Ÿ˜‚
@scorpiosoul9 Came across this post in my federated feed. Now following you on the strength of these endorsements.
@marymessall got you back! ๐Ÿ™ƒ
@scorpiosoul9 Wow, with such rave reviews how can I resist? ๐Ÿ˜†
@scorpiosoul9 Hmmm, cute and crazy, just my type!
@scorpiosoul9
Me: *presses Follow without hesitation*โ€จHesitation: Hey!โ€จMe: *looks back at hesitation while awkwardly supplicating hands at the button now labelled Following like there is nothing the can be done now*
@delitescere ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

@scorpiosoul9

My spirit animal.
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@scorpiosoul9 Wellโ€ฆ Sounds interesting.

@scorpiosoul9
You're obviously just a dick.

Everybody on twitter loved me.

@scorpiosoul9 excellent credentials! I am still humbly proud of a certain "YOU FUCKING CUNT" I received for one of my (not so) weird polls