If you're contemplating whether or not to follow me on mastodon, here are some testimonials left behind from some of my previous Twitter followers:

"WTF is wrong with you???"  -S.R.

"You should seek professional help. You are not well."  -T.S.

"Are you insane?"  -N.R.

"You are really stupid"  -B.B.

"You should delete your account!" -C.B.

"This is the dumbest shit I read all day" -T.O.