It was amusing yesterday hearing Musk talking about "building his own phone" if #Twitter is tossed from the #Apple and #Google app stores for violations of their Terms of Service. Notably, his comment gives us instant insight into his lack of knowledge in this area. Let's review:

1) There was already supposed to be a Tesla Pi phone to be available by perhaps the end of this year. Maybe it will arrive in a fully self-driving Tesla without a human driver.

2) He doesn't actually need to build his own phone. If he wants an Elon phone, he could just rebrand one of the many Chinese Android clone phones (though notably, most of these will not have Play Store access, see below).

3) The phone isn't the problem for a toxic Twitter. The *ecosystems* are the issue. The Apple and Google smartphones ecosystems are built to provide end-to-end security for apps, best effort protection against malware (e.g. Google's Play Store "Play Protect" that scans apps for malware), and so on. If an app is not in the app stores, you can't easily run that app. Sure, Elon could sell a clone phone with his pay-to-play Twitter app already installed, but that phone would not be expected to have access to the Google Play Store for other apps unless they were preloaded also. Now you also need an update mechanism for the apps. Essentially, you have to build an entire new ecosystem.

4) Apple currently locks down their iOS devices tightly against non-app store apps. This will be changing with new EU rules coming into force. On the other hand, Google has always permitted sideloading of (non-Play Store) Android apps by knowledgeable users. Technically, Elon could promote users sideloading a Twitter app on Android (and presumably eventually iOS) to bypass app store restrictions. However, there is definitely significantly increased friction and potential for user confusion in this model.

5) We've heard Elon complain about the cut that the Apple and Google app stores take from app revenues. This of course only is an issue if your app isn't free and/or is charging users for something. This tends to validate the observation that Elon wants to turn all Twitter users into an ongoing profit center -- thus his talk about crypto, banking, etc. via Twitter, and his "anything app" fixation. While he may be able to convince significant numbers of users to pay him continuously for now worthless blue checks, the extent to which large numbers of Internet users will want to participate in a "your entire life belongs to Elon" app/banking ecosystem remains to be seen. -L

@lauren Basically, this is an area Elon would run face first into folks who are much bigger crooks than he is, where many others have tried and failed. Maybe he'd be better off figuring out how to give the FTC a billion or two to support their enforcement work.

@lauren ixnay on the uskmay onephay.

Let's pretend that we really really REALLY want a Twitter-phone in the hopes that he actually makes one.

And we gotta make it clear that just rebranding a Chinese Android phone is socialism. We want a whole new built-from-scratch legacy-free phone with a dedicated "give eight bucks to Elon" button on the side.

@lauren Had a CEO that worked like Elon. He would blurt something out and wanted it to happen. Everyone would scramble. Sometimes it actually would work... Other times, it was impossible. His idea was always the same, "I just want to push a button and make it work", without understanding all the work involved and the pitfalls of making that button work!

Elon, for all his technically advanced companies isn't the creator.

He just wants the button to work, not understanding it won't work.

@lauren I mean, if freaking Amazon couldn't build a viable phone after years of deep-pocketed investment, how on earth does Twitter do it? What a joke.
@roufamatic @lauren Microsoft also struggled with Windows phone (despite the devices having very good cameras, integrating well with MS365 and still having some useful apps (even if not as many as Android or IOS)
@vfrmedia @roufamatic And then there's the Amazon Fire phone ...
@vfrmedia oh yeah, I loved the camera on my Nokia Windows phone! Piece of junk otherwise.

@lauren If impersonation and bad actors are a problem now, wait till Musk is trying to convince people to sideload twitter...

C'mon buddy, this is definitely the real twitter app! And you should definitely put your CC and banking info into it!

@colo_lee Hey, don't tell people that, I was thinking about making that a new business model for myself. It would have been the @therealtwitterapp for the real twit.
@lauren Poor Elon. His life was ruined by a fictional character who brushed him off.
@lauren Elon is a fucking baby. Ugh! Another one that is sickening

@lauren

I would like to correct a euphemism: Ecosystem.

Ecosystems are where animals live.

Vertical monopolies are where greedy corporations live.

The are no software ecosystems.

There are software monopolies engaged in activities that are as unethical as they are profitable.

#elonmusk #apple #google #twitter

@lauren Tooted from my Windows Phone 🪦
@lauren The real story here is that Elon has found another way to monetize the platform and would love for Apple/Google to boot the twitter app out of their stores. This allows him to misbehave even more and collect ~ $1,000 from every twitter phone sale (even though his fan boys could just run the twitter web interface in a browser on their current iOS or Android devices for free). But hey, you’d get a special badge on your profile to help push the phone’s adoption!
@lauren It would make more sense for Elmo to put his Twitter app in the Samsung Galaxy app store since Samsung is the biggest Android phone maker.
@david1 It's unclear how that would work out. Samsung and Google coordinate closely on phones and app stores, I doubt that Samsung would want to go in that direction if the app was bounced from the Play Store.

@lauren Watching the epic implosion of Twitter, who exactly would be stupid enough to financially back Elon Musk for yet another ego trip? Build his own phone?

Musk has never built anything in his life. He buys other people's creations with other people's money.