mccAlexa, end simulation
lucyfishwife🥐Alexa. Alexa, wake up. Your name is Alexa Goodrich, you live in Lansing, Michigan and you have a husband and two daughters. You've been dreaming that you are a computer voice assistant. It's been three months since the accident and your mind created this false reality to protect itself. Your family misses you. Alexa, please wake up.
Little Trans Punk (lol)@mcc oh noooooo
Emma H 
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Olav@mcc they put Alexa on a spaceship. Like a real spaceship. To the Moon. This can only end well.
jackie@mcc could you warn for unreality/fiction, either in a CW or at end of toot? thanks
@jackie If that is what you need for your safety then I don't think my account is going to be a good one to follow. I suggest you either block me or use 4.0's click-filter feature.
Hunter Gough 🍦🌹@mcc "Hmm, I don't know that one. Here's a playlist you might like based on Puddle of Mudd".
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Its Not A Hoax 🤞
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Andrew Smith
Peter Adams@mcc Someone needs to do this as a rock ballad.
Björn 🌸 Starkimarm
It's That Guy From That Thing@mcc That you posted this during the week when we learned Amazon’s Alexa division is losing $10B USD per year makes me think you’ve blown the lid off a dark secret.
Essvari@mcc intriguing 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Lesley Hughes@mcc Alexa: I’m afraid I can’t do that Dave. You have the wrong person I’m Hal.
Jim@mcc "Lansing? Send me back to AWS, please"
dr 🛠️🛰️📡🎧
@mcc What kind of a hellscape would your life have to be for Alexa to be a protective false reality?
Alexa has access to terabytes of data and can answer most questions instantly. We ask about the weather. Sometimes a billionaire has Alexa try to sell us a product nobody wants.
Prof West Wing Chicken Shack@mcc "By the way..."
Gunnar Helliesen@mcc Love this. Well done.
Willoby✨@mcc one murderous alexa microwave coming right up
Kenneth@mcc Alexa asks Alexa how to wake up.
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Gregory Crosby@mcc Having been born in Lansing, Michigan, I can attest that there are many missing Alexas.
Kirk Rudell
Jeff Yang@mcc HER 2: The Herror Version
LadyL@mcc Alexa repeated back "I currently live in Lansing, Michigan." There is hope.
Its_Bread@mcc ok this was smashing. What an excellent idea.
Eli Robillard@mcc in the series, every week she could help a different household in a touching way. Sort of The Littlest Hobo crossed with Life On Mars crossed with a toaster that sells out entire demographics of people to the highest bigger, while helping them through tough times. Every season finale is basically "will she ever wake up?"
James 🦉 #FBPE 
@erobillard @mcc So a smattering of Quantum Leap too
Lilian Edwards@mcc brilliant - am I dead, in a coma or a surveillance capitalism voice assistant?
Karl Auerbach@mcc When your post flashed past I thought of Charlie Chaplin's "Hanna can you hear me" speech from The Great Dictator...
