Ah yes, March 31st, the eve of All Corporate Social Media People With Wacky Ideas Should Just Be Quiet Day.
While I’m sharing my favours generously across a selection of alternative social meeja, it’s quite nice that so far here I have been followed by humans I already “know”, unlike Tumblr, which is a carnival of nerdy fun but startlingly full of p0rnbots (no offence to Pantiegurdle and Bikini45288, I’m sure they’re very nice IRL)
One does not simply walk into Mordor.
A building consisting entirely of the 13th floors that were omitted from other buildings
Alexa. Alexa, wake up. Your name is Alexa Goodrich, you live in Lansing, Michigan and you have a husband and two daughters. You've been dreaming that you are a computer voice assistant. It's been three months since the accident and your mind created this false reality to protect itself. Your family misses you. Alexa, please wake up.
Slightly shocked, although I probably shouldn’t be, by the number of people having hissy fit meltdowns about losing follower numbers. I get that social media is a valuable promo resource, but surely its primary function is to connect people so they can share incredibly facile jokes and niche references
Lyle, this is Thanksgiving. Your vegetarian friends can eat salad.